Saturday, December 25, 2010

Archbishop urges rich to share pain, doesn't lead by example

The Archbishop of Canterbury has used his Christmas sermon to question whether the richest people are bearing their share of the economic downturn.

He might lead by example, but it's difficult to tell; anyone who has the rent-free use of a luxury riverside palace (Lambeth Palace) and draws a salary of almost £70k should think twice before exhorting "the rich" to share the pain unless he's absolutely certain that his own house is in order.

It'll be interesting to see if charity really does begin at home or whether, when he talks of the rich he just means other people.

And just to be clear, I don't actually care how much he earns or where he lives (I assume he pays tax on his benefits, like Lambeth Palace - that would be fair, wouldn't it?). As the CEO of a major corporation with substantial assets he is almost certainly underpaid when compared with the leaders of other large companies but at least his peers don't lecture everyone about fellowship and loyalty. Is Dr Williams bearing his share of the economic downturn?

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A Christmas stroll, sobering up before lunch

Click here to download:
Peckham Rye Christmas.kmz (42 KB)

Triple Sec and Champagne are a great combination on Christmas morning. After a walk around the Peckham Rye we're back home to thaw with a pot of coffee and some mince pies before we start drinking again with dinner in a couple of hours. Bring on the wine. Then some more Champagne. Then, maybe, a little whisky - best part of Christmas.


Name:Peckham Rye, Christmas
Date:25 Dec 2010 12:07 pm
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Elapsed Time:39:04.6
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Max Speed:3.9 mph
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Min Altitude:25 ft
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 Latitude: 51.457443º N
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Christmas Bucks Fizz

Christmas morning and we're on the Bucks Fizz. It's a non-standard recipe: 1/4 pint of Champagne, 1/2 pint of orange juice, 2 shots of Triple Sec and a couple of fairly large glasses. We'll be drunk by lunchtime.

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Friday, December 24, 2010

The Death of Boots

And they were my favourite boots, driven to an early grave by too many miles, insufficient polish and far too much damp weather. Rot in peace and long may you be remembered. 

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Seats on Buses

Until we moved to London I had never been a big user of buses. Out in the sticks they're just inconvenient pieces of slow-moving traffic working to a random timetable over an unknown set of routes with an impenetrable fee system and an unpleasant level of customer service. In London the customer service isn't much better but at least the fees are transparent (a flat rate of £1.20 applies, paid by Oyster Card) the buses are fairly regular (so timetables aren't all that important) and, with the help of the legendary London Travel Deluxe app, the routes are readily discoverable.

So about what am I complaining now? Well the buses still aren't all that pleasant (crowded, slow, smelly and with unpredictable movements) but at least they are manageable. The real difficulty is that the seats are clearly designed from someone about 25% slimmer than me and so if I sit straight in the seat I crowd anyone who sits next to me. To avoid this I can sit half in the walkway, half on the seat but that's not very comfortable and inconveniences anyone walking down the bus. There's no real solution, as far as I can tell, so this will continue to be a source of annoyance both to myself and to anyone who mentions buses within earshot; you have been warned.

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Very few posts but lots of frustration

Calm yourself, your long wait for my next post is over. Why the delay? Basically the fault is with BT who have so far failed to install as much as a telephone line, let alone the high-speed internet service we ordered. As a result my internet access is severely limited (I'm currently using a neighbour's BT FON hotspot, which is tragically slow) and everything is a lot more difficult than it should be. What do I mean? Some examples:
  1. We have a Freeview HD box which won't do anything without a broadband connection,
  2. Our Apple TV (2nd Gen), iPads and iPhone won't connect to our (internet-disabled) wifi and talk to each other because (it appears) the wifi isn't connected to the internet
  3. We don't have a landline so the wife's mobile runs out of minutes she uses mine,
  4. App updates, software downloads and the like are either impossible or slow (3G is ok but the construction of our flat means that we get a decent signal only while the antenna is in the bedroom window).
Things are definitely better now that we're able to access a BT FON hotspot (the neighbours have only recently had their broadband installed - Grrr) but I'm really looking forward to a proper connection, which we might have by 7th January (much depends on OpenReach who, despite their name, can't be reached for comment or update). Deep breaths...

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Friday, December 10, 2010

I get the strangest Blog spam

This message was sent to a post about my car. It looks like it might be a real comment (rather than an auto-generated spam comment) but I've no idea why anyone thought it would sit well in a post called "Small cars, fast cars, bad driving":
I am planning an eco-friendly baby shower for my sister, and, trying so hard to think of different things to do. Anyway...... I came up with a wishing well where each guest will be asked to bring one organic jar of baby food, but I don't know how to present it in invitations or at the shower? I searched and searched the internet and could NOT find anything to help, hoping you ladies can!!!!!!

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Sunday, December 05, 2010

New Forest fog and snow

Most of the snow has gone from the New Forest but it's very cold and
the fog has been hanging around all afternoon giving the place a
quiet, peaceful feeling.

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Goose Green, East Dulwich

It was cold in Dulwich this week and walking to the station was not a
lot of fun.

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Saturday, December 04, 2010

Still without broadband, still complaining

Broadband, I've discovered, is distracting. When you have at your fingertips the sum of the world's knowledge (well, almost; I concede that most of what the world knows seems to be pointless celebrity chatter) it is very easy to be distracted from your core task, sidetracked by all sorts of stuff that you just didn't need to know and that fails to enrich your life by even the smallest amount. God, I miss it.

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Lack of Broadband; don't try this at home

We moved into the flat on 19th October and we're still without broadband. If we're lucky we'll get a phone line on 22nd December, after which we can order an internet connection (apparently BT can't process an order for broadband without knowing the line's telephone number) which might be installed a few days later, or after Christmas, or possibly in the New Year, depending on the snow.

If you're tempted to try living without broadband, for example because you want to give something up for lent, my advice is to try something less vital to modern life, like alcohol, your mobile phone or chocolate chip cookies. Being without broadband means no email, no internet browsing, no film or music downloads, no application updates, no gaming, no banking, no shopping, nothing. It's really difficult, fantastically annoying and I don't recommend it, not even for a few days.

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Friday, November 26, 2010

I like this rule

Pharyngula

Are you a science journalist? Do you work with science journalists? Print this cartoon out and hang it all over your workplace.

scijournalism.jpeg

Oh, and if you're a science editor, please get it tattooed on the back of your hand.

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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Is your phone at risk from cyber-criminals?

It isn't too difficult to break into a phone, you can just try every number from 0000 to 9999," says William Buchanan, professor of computing at Edinburgh Napier University.

This guy obviously has little experience of actually using smart phones. On mine, if you type the wrong code in ten times it wipes the data; a thief might get the phone but he's only got a 1/1000 chance of getting my data (there's a more secure alphanumeric code option, but I can't be bothered).

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Friday, November 19, 2010

A contribution to the War on Christmas

Spotted this on BlagHag via Flipboard and Twitter. Very neat, would look great on a Christmas card.

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James Blunt prevented World War III

I know, I know - it sounds like the most ludicrous headline ever written but if you read the BBC's article (link) it actually does sound reasonably plausible. The story is that Mr Blunt, first into Pristina at the head of a long column of Nato troops in 1999, was ordered by an American General to use force to secure an airbase held by Russian troops. It was a stupid order and he quite rightly refused, receiving the immediate backing of Gen. Sir Mike Jackson, and in doing so prevented an act of aggression against Russia which might, possibly, if it had gone really badly wrong, have triggered a conflict between Nato and Russia. 

That would have been bad. Very bad. Probably worse even than "You're beautiful". Probably. Congratulations Mr Blunt, international man of peace.

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Quote of the Day

From The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins:

The child cannot know that "Don't paddle in the crocodile-infested Limpopo" is good advice but "You must sacrifice a goat at the time of the full moon, otherwise the rains will fail" is at best a waste of time and goats.

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Fossil-fuel subsidies: How to save $300 billion

I hadn't realised that so much was spent subsidising oil and gas supplies (even if it isn't in the UK). The estimates reported by The Economist in this article (link: http://www.economist.com/blogs/newsbook/2010/11/fossil-fuel_subsidies) suggest that ending subsidies would improve the life of the poor, save billions for the governments involved and produce about a third of the total carbon savings needed to stabilise the climate; a bit of a no-brainer, really.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Should I buy a Mac?

I'm in two minds. We have a somewhat elderly Dell laptop and a couple of iPads that we use for (amongst other things) sofa-based surfing (although, to be frank, I haven't touched the Dell since we bought the iPads) while we're watching the TV. We don't really need any new toys but the new MacBook Airs are really very nice, a sort of computer pornography rendered in aluminium and glass. In short, they're gorgeous and I'm looking for an excuse to buy one. A Christmas present, maybe? Yes, let's see how far that one will run.

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Sunday, November 07, 2010

Planet 2012 Limited Places

Sometimes weird mail makes it through Google's spam filters to my Inbox. The example below looks like a genuine email until you get to the bit about miracles and curing incurable diseases, at which point it's clear that Ms Dior, even if she is a world class life coach, is also a complete fruit loop. 



Begin forwarded message:

From: "Suzy Dior" <suzy@worldclasslifecoach.com>
Date: 6 November 2010 22:45:29 GMT
To: james@myryama.co.uk
Subject: Planet 2012 Limited Places

Dear Investor 

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Starting January 2011,  20-50 people will be invited  to share this information.  You will be able to use this information help you and your loved ones recover your health.   

If you would like to be one of these people please reply to this e mail saying - yes please -  (no message required).    I look forward to meeting with you in person or speaking with you personally soon.

Health and Blessings to you

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Saturday, November 06, 2010

iPhone's keyboard and spell checker

Most of the time it works really well but it's not quite perfect and, as you may have seen in some of my posts, it's really easy to make spelling mistakes (which really annoys me). I'm hoping iOS 4.2 will have an improved spell checker.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Small cars, fast cars, bad driving

When you drive a small, slow car (and they don't get much smaller or slower than my 2002 Smart) you get overtaken by a lot of larger, faster cars. I'm often passed as I'm at or near the speed limit by people who, presumably, prefer to sit directly behind whatever it is I'm following and who feel happier to see me only in their rearview mirror (I can understand this, since the Smart is not the most attractive car around).

There are a couple of things that amuse me about this behaviour. Firstly, it doesn't appear to be the style of driving that prompts people to overtake but the fact that I'm driving a slow car; I drove the same way in my previous car (which was a lot faster) and was rarely overtaken on minor roads or in built-up areas.

Secondly, many people seem fundamentally to have misunderstood the limits either of their own driving or of their car, since they often pass me badly (how difficult can it be to time your acceleration quickly to pass a slow car?) dangerously (was it really necessary to overtake outside a school?) or pointlessly (could they not see the approaching stretch of dual carriageway?). Not really sure why this should be.

Anyway, I've solved the whole problem by just getting rid of the car, which ought to be done by the weekend. I don't really need a car in London and, quite often, I can often overtake quite fast cars while I'm on foot and they sit, fuming, in the capital's narrow traffic-clogged streets. Which is nice.

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Saturday, October 23, 2010

I blame the lack of broadband

New flat, no broadband. No Sky TV either, so we're watching Freeview, which isn't bad but doesn't really have the variety of Sky. We've ordered Virgin Media (but who knows whether or not we'll actually get it - they were having problems with the postcode) because the landlord doesn't want satellite dishes on the outside of the building but until then we have no internet connection to speak of. It's surprisingly grim.

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

O2 like me - they sent chocolate

And here is a photo of it. I've spent a lot of money with them in the
last ten years but I'm still not sure why they sent the chocolate (not
that I'm complaining, you understand).

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Monday, October 18, 2010

The first dy of the short commute; greet stuff

I posted recently about my last day commuting from Fareham to London; I'm really quite glad that I no longer have to make this journey. Today was my first trip to work from our new London flat and it's undoubtedly a much better experience (although I've got to review the bus route and work out whether the 176 or the 12 is quicker/better). Let's see how it goes over the next few weeks but first impressions are rather good.

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

The Joy of not Commuting

And, at last, it's over; Monday was my last day commuting from Fareham to London, a two-hour, 90-mile odyssey that varied between mildly unpleasant and exceptionally horrible. As a reward for long service, Monday's travelling was atypically awful; I missed the first train in the morning, the subsequent train ran late and the train back in the evening was also delayed. All in all, I shall be glad to see the back of it. From next week I'll be walking and taking the bus (or cycling) which should mean I can rise later, arrive at the same time, save an absolute fortune and sell the car. Life is good.

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Sunday, October 10, 2010

God and evidence - a strident proposal - Steve Zara

Really nice article by Steve Zara. He concludes:

I propose a new strident atheism. No playing the games of theists. No concessions. No talk of evidence that can change minds, when their beliefs are deliberately placed beyond logic, beyond evidence. Let's not get taken in by the fraud of religion. Let's not play their shell-game.

Sounds like a plan. 

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Friday, October 08, 2010

iPad and Keyboard Shortcuts - are there any?

Ok, so I guess I'm the only person likely to be interested in this (which makes asking the question pretty pointless, since the chances of a useful answer are pretty small) but if you're using a wireless keyboard with your iPad are there any shortcuts? In particular, I'd like to know about:
1) Accessing the address bar in Safari (it's Ctrl-D in Windows)
2) Sending an email from Mail (Ctrl-Enter)

I've tried the obvious Apple alternatives (cmd-D and cmd-Enter) but they don't do anything, which suggests that either there aren't any shortcuts or I just don't know what they are. All help gratefully received.

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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Jesus is NOT here to be satirized for the amusement of heathens

Picked this from Phayrngula's RSS feed via Reeder. Most amusing...

Read this account of an angry pastor who fired off indignant emails to a humor site protesting this sacrilegious image:

jesus_dragon.jpeg

The editors respond by letting him know that they've got more, and sending him links. Mr Pastor does not seem satisfied by this.

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Monday, October 04, 2010

Google Maps - Walking Directions and Ferries

I love Google Maps, I really do, but if you ask for walking directions from Warsash (near Southampton) to Lerryn (near Lostwithiel, Cornwall) why does it think you want to go by ferry? Since when did a ferry count as walking? It's nice that they make the effort, and I appreciate that walking directions might still be in Beta, but come on guys, get it together!

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The Death of the Oceans?

Great documentary (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00v7tmd) on the health of the oceans. Really interesting, but also seriously depressing; the basic message is that we have to act now (by limiting commercial fishing, cutting carbon dioxide emissions, reducing noise pollution etc.) if we want to avoid killing pretty much everything that lives in the sea.

That's pretty grim, but there seem to be lots of things we can do to address the problems, if we can just be bothered enough to get on with it. I don't know about you, but every time I see a program like this and I think about the state of our shared environment, I start to feel rather ill and not a little worried. I don't want to be remembered as part of the generation that presided over the loss of our marine habitats, that declined to take action when we knew what was happening, that chose to put its own edification and entertainment ahead of the survival and wellbeing of so many species (including our own).

The message is simple; act now, while it's still relatively easy, or have action forced upon us at some future date when it may already be too late. It's a no-brainer, really.

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Sunday, October 03, 2010

Two views of the Lerryn Rive

One is a straight landscape shot of the water, the other a composite
of seven portrait images. Both of then look pretty good on the
iPhone's screen.

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Fowey, town and river, from Polruan

It was a bit of a damp day but the view was still quite good.

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Saturday, October 02, 2010

Lerryn, Cornwall

We had a wander along the riverside last night. Amazingly, the weather
cleared and the rain stopped.

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Friday, October 01, 2010

Panorama from AutoStitch

The view from out holiday cottage in Lerryn. Not bad, and ridiculously quiet.

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Blackberry launches iPad rival. Sort of.

Blackberry has announced its answer to Apple's iPad with a device called the Playbook.

Due for release "early 2011" Blackberry's tablet looks like it might do the business despite being called, somewhat bizarrely for an enterprise-centric device, "Playbook". The name makes it sound as if they are desperate to compete with the iPad in all areas, not just in business, and it will be interesting to see what they're able to offer in terms of media and apps.

No price information yet, and no 3G option (you can apparently tether it to your Blackberry phone) but I predict they'll have a modest amount of success amongst dedicated Blackberry users (of which there are loads) and people looking for a smaller alternative to the iPad.

Their real problem, however, is that by the time they launch Apple will either have just released iPad 2, or they will be about to release it. Playbook compares reasonably well to the current iPad (albeit on very slim information) but I think that against next year's model it will struggle. I would also expect lots of potential Playbook customers to hold off until iPad 2 is announced; "early 2011" is not a good time to be launching an iPad competitor unless you've got a really, really strong product, and I'm not convinced that Playbook is good enough.

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Umbrellas? You can keep 'em!

I don't see the appeal of umbrellas. Even the largest won't protect your legs or feet, they're hugely anti-social (especially on a crowded street), they blow inside-out at the slightest hint of a breeze, they're awkward to manage when you inevitably have to enter a building and you have to carry them around even when it's not raining. In summary, they're useless, difficult, unpleasant and, unlike a decent coat, they don't even have pockets. When I eventually take control they'll be banned, especially the huge ones favoured by fishermen and other "sportsmen".

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Men arrested in Gateshead over suspected Koran burning

Six Tyneside men have been arrested after filming themselves apparently burning copies of the Koran on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Police said the men, all from the Gateshead area, were detained after a video appeared on the internet. They were arrested on suspicion of inciting racial hatred and released on bail pending further inquiries.

You couldn't make it up. Police have arrested six men after they allegedly burnt a book (presumably their own, since they haven't been charged with theft of criminal damage) and posted a video online. Ok, so maybe they were stupid but isn't this an opportunity to sit back and ridicule the antics of a few ill-educated idiots? Do the police really need to be involved?

Oh, and if you want to know what a copy of the Koran is worth, you can get a used copy from Amazon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/1853267821/ref=sr_1_7_olp?ie=UTF8&s=...) for £3.60 including delivery.

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Friday, September 24, 2010

Skylon spaceplane approaches decision time

A horizontal take-off, unmanned, reusable vehicle for launching stuff into space? Very cool. I really hope these guys find the funding to complete the development but with things the way they are can we really count on the Government? With any luck someone with influence will notice the project, appreciate its value and get things moving; this vehicle represents a pretty big opportunity for the UK to take the lead in a key area of technology.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Computers show how wind could have parted Red Sea. Really?

New computer simulations have shown how the parting of the Red Sea, as described in the Bible, could have been a phenomenon caused by strong winds.

No. Sorry, it sounds like a nice theory, it's got pretty computer graphics and it's been written up by the BBC, but no. Even if an open-access journal was a credible place to post scientific breakthroughs just consider that 1) nobody has ever seen this happen (it's been several thousand years without a repeat) and 2) the "scientist" runs a Creationist website pushing this sort of lazy propaganda all the time. It's just not believable and it isn't even worth reading to the end of the article.

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Best App Release Notes; Yelp for iPhone

Checking my app updates this morning, I noticed that Yelp have a
slightly tongue-in-cheek attitude to release notes. Unless this is a
real bug, of course, but somehow I think not.

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Junk mail; how much do you get in four days?

This week's junk mail, accumulated while I was in Yerevan, consisted of communications from:

  • A credit card company selling services I don't want
  • An airline promoting their credit card (which I don't need) and offering bonus miles
  • A second credit card company trying to entice me with a balance transfer offer
  • A renewal notice from a professional association of which I am a member (this might actually be useful, since I plan to cancel)
  • The winter catalogue from Rohan (again, potentially useful)
  • An invitation to return to BT
  • A copy of Supply Management magazine
  • An offer of free advertising from Google (they weren't able to email me?)
  • A copy of Installation Europe (an extremely dull magazine that the publisher promised to cancel if I didn't renew; they still send it)

So that's nine pieces of mail, of which only two are potentially interesting (and one of those should have been sent by email). This makes work for me (opening, shredding, binning etc) and, since I never buy anything in response to unsolicited mail, represents an almost complete waste of effort on the part of the companies involved. The really annoying thing is that all of this is legal because I use products from these companies and they can reasonably argue to be presenting things that might be of interest to me. In reality, with the exception of Rohan (whose products I buy occasionally and find to be uniformly excellent), I don't want to receive these communications and the companies involved do themselves no favours by taking up my time with their junk.

The only good point is that from this pile of seemingly worthless rubbish has sprung a post of indescribable charm and wit without even the smallest hint of whining.

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Posterous Feature Request; Vanity Ordering

One of the features I like about Posterous is that it tells you how many times your posts have been viewed, which is great if, like me, you want to feel that people are actually reading the drivel you post. My feature request, which I've called "Vanity Ordering", would sort posts by number of views (rather than by date) so that I can identify my most-viewed post. I could search through the list of posts myself, but at 43 pages I really can't be bothered.

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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Pope warns that Christianity is being marginalised; non-Christians can only hope

On Friday, in in his keynote speech to MPs, senior members of British society and religious leaders at Westminster Hall, the Pope he warned there were some people who wanted to see "the voice of religion be silenced".

He called on those in attendance to seek ways to promote faith "at every level of national life".

He added: "I cannot but voice my concern at the increasing marginalisation of religion, particularly of Christianity, that is taking place in some quarters, even in nations which place a great emphasis on tolerance. There are those who would advocate that the voice of religion be silenced, or at least relegated to the purely private sphere."

He may be wrong about all sorts of things (like the link between atheism and Nazism) but he's right that there are people advocating that religion should be relegated to the purely private sphere. He missed the bit that goes "...with absolutely no influence, control, special privileges, legal exceptions, freedoms to discriminate or direct representation in the House of Lords" but he's old, so we can forgive that.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

Areoflot's efforts at lunch were pretty dreadful

The choice was meat or fish; I chose poorly.

Ignoring the fact that it looked like someone had already eaten the
"meat" dish I got stuck in and played "identify the animal". I lost
and am unable to report which species of animal (if any) was killed in
the production of this "meal".

The chicken salad was also pretty grim. Chickens are evil little birds
but they don't deserve to be treated like this. The dessert was
inedible and I didn't bother with the bread thing.

Can't wait to get to M&S at Heathrow so that I can get off the Airline
Catering Weightloss Plan with a pack of salmon and cream cheese
sandwiches.

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Queen and Pope's opening addresses in full

Here is a link to the text of Mr Ratzinger's speech - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11329273. It's pretty awful and just goes to show how useless he is as a Head of State. One bit that stuck out is this:

"As we reflect on the sobering lessons of the atheist extremism of the twentieth century..."

He doesn't elaborate on what those atheist extremists might have done but I guess he's trying to revise history to make out that Hitler (who claimed many times to be Catholic), Stalin (probably an atheist, but motivated by personal power rather than a denial of god) and Mao (no idea) were atheists, as if that would explain their actions.

I guess Mr Ratzinger would have a better knowledge of Nazism than most people; I wonder if it was his association with Nazis that led to him becoming embroiled in the cover-up of child abuse amongst his middle-managers? I've heard it said that he only joined the Hitler Youth because it was compulsory, but he would say that, wouldn't he?

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Aeroflot's breakfasts are only for the desperate

Breakfast on the Aeroflot flight from Yerevan to Moscow. Flight isn't
too bad but breakfast is a new low in airline catering; I was
desperate.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Photos of Yerevan, Armenia

I had a wander around Yerevan this morning, from the hotel to the
Republic Square and around the block. More photos later, probably.
Seems like a nice place.

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The Hotel Pool; terrible...

The hotel pool looks good - I may get to try it tomorrow, with luck.

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Tourist trip to Tehran? Anyone?

I don't think I've ever seen a tourist trip to Tehran before, but here
is an advertising sign from a shop in Yerevan. Maybe next time...

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Student immigration levels unsustainable, says minister

Which of course begs the question "what level would be sustainable?" and the article doesn't really answer that one. It would be interesting to see this data broken down by college/university and the level of qualification pursued. That would give us a much better idea of what was going on because, on the face of it, attracting lots of paying foreign students, 79% of whom go home after completing their studies, doesn't seem like a bad idea.

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Anti-Pope rhetoric is overdone, says Vatican

The Vatican believes that the British media has somehow exaggerated the UK's hostility toward the Pope ahead of his visit next week (see story on the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11270257). That may be true, but if you have a flick through some of the BBC's reports on the world-wide scandal of paedophile Catholic priests (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10407559) you'll see that there are quite a few of them, that some of them directly or indirectly involve or implicate the Pope in the cover-ups and that the response of the Church has been pretty awful; might that be one reason for the hostility of the British public?

Let's hope the Pope is going to announce this week that Vatican records on priests alleged to have taken part in abuse will be handed over to the civil authorities, that the police will be involved from the beginning of any future investigations and that anyone found to have been involved in a cover-up (himself included) will also face criminal investigation and sanction. What are the odds?

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Monday, September 13, 2010

Slightly less blurred photo of Moscow bar

Now with added Waiter.

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My Pork Leg arrived

Should have known. Their menu is disturbingly literal and when they
say Pork Leg that's exactly what they mean; a huge piece of pork on
the bone, with patella, garnished with mini gherkins and a lettuce
leaf. No veg at all, and none in the rest of the menu (I counted it,
twice). Weird meal.

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Made it to Moscow

So I've made it to Moscow. I'm through the International Departures
security check (two very attractive, but extremely bored, young women
scanning bags but not, as it turns out, conducting pat-downs) and
waiting for the transfer to Terminal F (from D).

The retail brands are familiar: Upper Crust, TGI Fridays, a pub etc.
Might give one a go when I get to F, just in case they try to feed me
on the flight to Yerevan.

Most aggressive landing ever, and that includes Gibraltar's diving
board of a runway. It was the first landing where I've really needed
the seatbelt to keep me in place.

Terminal D is large, clean, bright and, at least at this time of night
(2030 local time), uncrowded. Most of the outlets are shut, which
doesn't bode well for food-hunting in Terminal F.

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So I'm in a bar in Moscow airport...

... I've ordered Pork Leg and Diet Coke, they take Amex, they have
Newcastle Brown on tap and the clock above the bar appears to have
been acquired from the Great Western Railway, London. If it were not
for the Russian TV station and the smoking at the next table I might
think I was at home. Almost.

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There seem to be people living in the terminal

It's a bit like a Tom Hanks film. These guys (sorry, awful photo) seem
to be living here weird.

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My first flight with Aeroflot

Ok, so I'm halfway through my first flight with Aeroflot, heading to Moscow on the first part of a two-leg journey to Yerevan, Armenia, and they've just served "lunch". Despite my fears, everything seems to be ok, so far. Aeroflot are running reasonably new Airbus A321s that seem to be in good condition and the staff are friendly and polite. The on-board literature, not surprisingly, is almost all in Russian so offers limited entertainment to an English-only traveller.

The in-flight catering is also surprisingly good. The chicken dinner is a bit small but not actually totally inedible and the salmon salad starter is also reasonably good (it takes a special kind of incompetence to screw-up smoked salmon, but it can be done). As always with airline food, whether or not you partake will depend largely on your attitude to personal risk, but on a scale of one to ten ("1: seriously unpleasant with a high risk of food poisoning" to "10: not actually bad enough to return when dining in a second-rate chain pub in Plymouth") I'd put Aeroflot, on the basis of this limited sample, at about a six ("ok in small quantities where no alternatives present themselves but you wouldn't choose it if they offered a Ryvita biscuit instead". High praise indeed, considering.

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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Galileo was Wrong? Scriptural Geocentrism Verified?

Er, well no, actually. These people (http://www.galileowaswrong.com/galileowaswrong) think the Sun goes round the Earth and I can't work out if they are ignorant, ill-educated, mad, stupid, deceived or simply fraudulent (they have books and DVDs to sell, and they haven't published their evidence on their website, so I suspect they're knowingly flogging "theories" they believe to be false - does that count as fraud?). Give this one a miss.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Protests against US Koran-burning sweep Afghanistan

This is totally ludicrous (link to BBC story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11258739). The Koran is just a book, like the Bible, the Book of Common Prayer, the Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Pride and Prejudice, Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto; printed ink on sheets of bleached tree pulp, bound with leather and glue. It has little or no intrinsic value, it isn't magic or holy, and there is no need to preserve individual physical copies or protect them from "insult".

Whatever we might think about someone who chooses to burn their own property (and I honestly couldn't be bothered to acquire a load of books just to burn them - what a pointless exercise), it is wrong to attack them or threaten violence against their countrymen; this behaviour is utterly irrational and a sign of a diseased mind and a corrupted intellect where fantasy and reality are no longer distinguishable.

Here's a simple question: if I download a copy of the Koran to my phone or computer, then delete it, have I committed an offence equivalent to the burning of a physical book? I have, after all, destroyed an instance of the text just as thoroughly as if I had burned a physical book. What about if a PDF of the Koran is copied from one hard drive to another and the original file is deleted - has a book been destroyed? Should we expect bunches of ignorant peasants to roam the Afghan countryside looking for British soldiers to shoot in revenge for my Koran-deleting escapades? Of course not. It's totally ridiculous, but then so is the response to the initial book-burning threat. Anyone so incensed by Koran burning that they are considering violence should have a serious think about their priorities in life; they might even like to get a little professional help and consider switching to a better religion.

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Passport update - all good

Well, not quite all. The first set of photos were rejected because there were shadows behind my ears, but £5 and five minutes in the photo booth produced an acceptable set and, after killing several hours in Victoria (not a lot of fun) I know have a shiny new passport. Government bureaucracy generally has a bad reputation, but the fast-track passport service works really well and I can now book my flights to Armenia. Joy.

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The disruption of Friday's routine

Normally I work from home on Friday, exchanging the commute for a more restful start to the day that might include a trip to the gym and a little breakfast with the wife. Today, however, I'm on my way to Victoria to get my passport renewed (it has only five months left to run) so that on Monday I can make a last-minute visit to Armenia (you need six months on your passport before they'll let you into the country) to visit a customer.

I've never been to Armenia before so I'll be taking lots of photos and, hopefully, making witty and insightful comments on my blog about the country, the people and their capital city, Yerevan, where I'll be staying. Stay tuned!

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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Pondering Bibles and trains

I can't help feeling slightly disturbed by people who read the Bible
on the train. Obviously people are free to read whatever they like but
a two thousand year old religious text drafted by ignorant goat
herders and wandering loonies strikes me as a strange choice; are
there no modern novels about mad prophets, genocidal gods, murderous
kings, implausible healings, bizarre rituals, crazy laws, deserts,
zombies and lost tribes?

Maybe not; is that an opportunity I see, lurking in the undergrowth?

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Monday, September 06, 2010

Duke Nukem Forever to launch in 2011, 13-years late

Duke Nukem Forever has a launch date? Doesn't seem likely.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11198237

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Trains, nails and annoyance

I'm on the train to London (nothing noteworthy there) and the lady sitting next to me (a regular from Winchester) has so far spent the entire journey filing her nails. It is incredibly annoying.

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Sunday, September 05, 2010

Quote of the Day

I have no idea who Columellama was, but he clearly had his head screwed on; anyone who has tried to get a gang of hostile engineers to do something they're not keen on will sympathise.
Nowadays, I make it a practice to call them into consultation on any new work ... I observe that they are more willing to set about a piece of work on which their opinions have been asked and their advice followed. - Columellama, Roma Landlord, 100 A.D.

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Friday, September 03, 2010

Science and Religion; the God-squad get it wrong again

Stephen Hawking's new book, The Grand Design, is upsetting people even before it has been published. The extracts published in The Times have prompted all sorts of headlines from critics and religious apologetics, desperately seeking to justify their world views in the face of Hawking's prose. So what has he said to upset them?

Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist. It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper and set the universe going.

From The Grand Design, quoted on BBC News website

The important bit is the last sentence, which basically says that the creation of the universe can be explained without God (note that it doesn't say that there isn't a God, only that God is not necessary - that's an important difference). Nothing unexpected there - only the religious ever expected anything else - but Hawking won't have said it without a damn good reason and that means that he's got the maths to backup his claims. 

The problem I have with critics like Dr Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, is that they stray far from their area of expertise (which is, arguably, the selling of ludicrous post-death paradises to gullible idiots and the removal from said idiots of as much of their worldly wealth as possible) into areas about which they are simply not qualified to comment. Let's see what Dr Williams said (and I apologise for quoting from The Daily Mail - it was the only source I could find):

Belief in God is not about plugging a gap in explaining how one thing relates to another within the universe. It is the belief that there is an intelligent, living agent on whose activity everything ultimately depends for its existence. Physics on its own will not settle the question of why there is something rather than nothing.

From The Daily Mail

Dr Williams is clearly wrong; physics can say much to settle the question of why there is something rather than nothing, as Hawking has done. The real question is can Dr Williams, by reading Hawking's book, absorb new knowledge and use it to improve his personal model of the universe? Probably not, given that he's already rejected Hawking's ability to comment on the subject.

Christianity isn't the only religion whose leaders are unable to absorb the conclusions of modern science. Ibrahim Mogra, an imam and committee chairman at the Muslim Council of Britain, said:

If we look at the universe and all that has been created, it indicates that somebody has been here to bring it into existence. That somebody is the almighty conqueror.

The major problem with this (apart from the fact that it is simply incorrect) is that not only does it not provide a convincing answer to the question of how the universe came to be (we could ask "who created the creator?" but then things get really silly as they argue that god is infinite, or love, or has always existed) but that it also attempts to deny further investigation of the problem by simply declaring "God did it". Trying to close lines of scientific investigation because "God did it" is a pretty pathetic response.

Ultimately all the religious leaders have demonstrated by their criticism is that they haven't understood the science. They aren't able to question the evidence directly (which, to be honest, isn't surprising - there aren't many people, I suspect, who understand the maths) so they just blast away with ridiculous statements like "a question which science cannot answer" by which they try to suggest that there are some aspects of our physical world about which science can say nothing; they are wrong.

Finally, just to show that Christians and Muslims aren't the only ones making ignorant, ill-formed and illogical comments, here is Chief Rabbi Lord Sacks saying something stupid:

There is a difference between science and religion. Science is about explanation. Religion is about interpretation. Science takes things apart to see how they work. Religion puts things together to see what they mean. They are different intellectual enterprises.

From the BBC News Website

Er, really? If religion is all about interpretation then it makes sense only to interpret from the latest scientific model of the universe but that isn't the way the religious want to work. If the science disagrees with their dogma then they just rule that the science is wrong without even bothering to investigate. That's pretty stupid, especially when the science comes from Stephen Hawking.

I look forward to reading the book, out next week.

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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Danish rocketeers build one-man space rocket

They must be a bit mad. Or a lot mad. Or completely barking.

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Quote of the Day

I don't like to think of myself as overly cautious, but I have a certain sympathy for the bloke who provided today's quote.

Herding Cats

If you can't afford to mitigate the risk now, be absolutely sure you can afford to resolve the problem later when it happens.

- Introduction to Universal Risk Report, The Risk Management Research and Development Program, INCOSE Risk Management Working Group.

Sent with Reeder

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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Dry-Erase Board Paint for the Home | Kids Room Paint Ideas | IdeaPaint


This idea is just brilliant. Instead of a pin board, a blackboard or a white board, just cover the walls in a dry-marker paint and get to it. We've got a blackboard in the kitchen that we made by painting a patch of wall with blackboard paint and surrounding it with a wooden "frame" but a whiteboard that took up the whole wall would be a very much better solution.
This paint isn't available in the UK yet (they're apparently arranging European distribution at the moment) but as soon as it is I plan to cover parts of the kitchen and office with it and I'm thinking about whether or not we could use it in the office (we have whiteboards everywhere). Note-taking will never be the same again.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

HP iPAQ H2200 Pocket PC. Want one?

What do you do with old computer components or electronic items? I've got an HP iPAQ H2200 with case, dock, charger, Wifi adapter and flash card and I literally can't give it away. Admittedly it's a bit old and it's runing an obsolete version of Windows, but there's nothing wrong with it and it would do a perfectly good job for someone prepared to use an out-of-date bit of kit. Know anyone who might be interested? Neither do I. 

Just in case you're tempted, here is a photo:

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Visa restrictions: No visa required

Britain often finishes near the top of the charts published by The Economist but normally that's a bad thing. This time (http://www.economist.com/node/16885221?fsrc=rss&story_id=16885221) it is a good thing; British citizens can travel without visas to 166 countries making us, on this measure at least, the world's least restricted travellers. I think that's pretty cool.

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Flowers from the Lake District

UK economy grew 'more than first thought'

Shadow education secretary Ed Balls said that the previous Labour government could take credit for the most recent expansion.

"Those figures are for the period for April, May and June, which are absolutely determined by what was being done in the previous year," he said.

"The question is whether that pattern, which you see confirmed today, which I think is a vindication of what we were doing in government, whether that pattern continues or whether it goes into reverse."


Ed Balls sounds pleased with the performance of the economy as a result of the policies of the previous Labour government, almost as if they didn't preside (and, indeed, create the conditions for) the most serious recession of the last two decades. Astounding.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

New Mexico GOP candidates deny global warming reality

It's a bit scary, really. The idiots listed in the article linked below exhibit a key failing of politicians; they accept only the evidence that supports their current set of beliefs and policies. This isn't too serious when you're deciding how you set your income taxes but is a bit of a bugger when you're deciding your environmental policy.   

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HDR Photo of Southampton Airport Parkway

Ok, so the subject might be a little dull, but the image is mildly
interesting because of the way it was taken. Pro HDR for the iPhone
takes two shots at two different exposure settings (one to capture the
dark area of the subject, the other to capture the bright) then
combines them into a single High Dynamic Range image.

The results can be quite dramatic (present example excluded).

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Anti-Littering Campaigns in Turkey and Iran

Litter is on of my pet hates. Why would anyone think it was ok to drop their rubbish along the side of the road or in a park? I can't work it out, and it seems that it's a problem in some parts of Turkey and Iran as well.

Anti-Littering Campaigns: An Idea Whose Time Has (More Than) Come in Turkey and Iran : TreeHugger
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/08/anti-littering-campaigns-turkey-iran.php

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Quote of the day, Leo Tolstoy

I don't really agree with Mr Tolstoy on this (there aren't that many people to whom quantum mechanics could be explained, for example) so I'm posting this because it isn't often that I get to disagree publicly with famous authors. I look forward to reading this reply. The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already; without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him. - Leo Tolstoy, 1897

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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Disposing of a body on the cheap

What do you do if you're an Eco-conscious serial killer with a stack of bodies to dispose of? You can't bury them (dog walkers always find shallow graves, sooner or later) or cremate them (too much CO2 released into the atmosphere) or feed them to cattle, but fear not, New Scientist have a neat, green way of dumping bodies (see link below).   

Dissolving your earthly remains will protect the Earth - environment - 19 August 2010 - New Scientist
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19333-dissolving-your-earthly-remains-will-protect-the-earth.html

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Quick update on the state of my car

Looks like only the tyre was damaged but I haven't yet heard from the garage that they've fixed it. This is a bit of a worry; if it isn't fixed by Monday I won't be able to get to work.

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Tyres, motorways and priority recovery

It's all fun and excitement on the M27 this afternoon. Coming home from the station the wife and I hit an obstruction in the road which seems to have comprehensively destroyed the nearside rear tyre (see photo below). We are now sitting at the edge of the motorway waiting for the AA (we are apparently a priority, so they'll be here in an hour) to tow us home. I don't think we'll be repairing this one.

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Monday, August 16, 2010

The slow, whiny death of British Christianity : Johann Hari

I hadn't come across Johann Hari before, but this article (http://www.johannhari.com/2010/08/10/the-slow-whiny-death-of-british-christia... is really good. I don't really like to make fun of minorities; it normally feels a bit wrong, especially if the minority in question is defenceless, exploited or disadvantaged. None of that applies to the Church of England and, as Johann points out, the Church has various political and legal advantages, an entrenched position at the heart of Government and policy-making and a great deal of wealth; they're fair game, especially when they make comments about Government policy.

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Sunday, August 15, 2010

TweetDeck Not Available for Android; A Warning

You probably haven't heard of TweetDeck but it's a Twitter client and it is pretty good and, when I was using Twitter, I like using TweetDeck. If you have a look at their website you'll find that they have version of their client for various desktop and mobile operating systems, the exception being Android (although they're working on it). That hasn't stopped someone else creating a "TweetDeck" app and uploading it to the Android marketplace:

"Someone has uploaded a "TweetDeck" app to the Android Market and is charging for it. THIS IS NOT THE OFFICIAL APP. Do NOT download."

From TweetDeck's Twitter stream.

The suspicion, of course, is that someone has uploaded a malicious app of some sort that masquerades as a genuine version of TweetDeck. I have no idea what this app does, but would you install it, knowing that it wasn't what it purported to be? Lots of people will install it without seeing Tweetdeck's Tweet, of course; let's hope they don't lose too much data. I know a lot of people don't like the way Apple control the App Store, perceiving the restrictions to be bad, but a complete free-for-all market without quality control and with low cost of entry isn't a manifestation of freedom; it's anarchy.

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Saturday, August 14, 2010

It's the strangest thing...

...but about an hour ago we had a burst of rain of unnecessarily dramatic proportions. That's not the strange bit. Someone, who shall remain nameless but was, in fact, the wife, left the door from the dining room to the garden open so, when I went downstairs a few minutes ago, I almost drowned in the pool of water that had gathered by the dining table. I've cleaned it up, of course, pumped out the sideboard, wrung the curtains, mopped the floor and walls, but this will doubtless turn out to be my fault (I should have known that the door was open) sooner or later. Sooner?

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West Quay, Southampton, very bored


The wife is buying a coat and I'm sitting outside John Lewis waiting for her. I'd go to Waterstones but I don't want any books, or Starbucks if I wanted coffee; instead I wait and hope that she will tire of shopping.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Largest tidal power device unveiled

It's an impressive piece of engineering, but at only one megawatt it isn't exactly world-changing (at least, not on it's own). A few thousand of these things might make a difference, but are there that many sites around our coast?

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Erroneous road signs

There's something not quite right about this sign, from North Carolina:

Newly paved road leading to Southern Guilford High School

Source: BBC

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

More solar power plants take shape

As if the Abengoa Solar Collecting plant wasn't good enough, here is news of another, even larger plant to be built in California's Mojave desert. It's only one plant, of course, but it's better than nothing. Oh, and they seem to have a solution to the problem of not being able to generate power at night, which is pretty good for a solar power station.   

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Monday, August 09, 2010

A new Worst Film Ever

SyFy is really good at finding bad films. Actually, they excel at finding truly awful films that should never have been made. Tonight, for your delight and delectation, I give you Riddles of the Sphinx, a new candidate for Worst Film Ever. I won't bother to explain the plot (it makes no sense) or the characters (they're dreadful) or the special effects (unimaginably awful). Suffice it to say that you can learn from my mistake and avoid this film if you ever have the misfortune to stumble across it.

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Petermann Glacier, Giant Ice Island, Breaks Off Into The Sea

I am no expert, but to me this sounds like further evidence of the ongoing effects of global warming and I can't imagine that it is good news. Maybe it is time to cut our car use...  

Petermann Glacier, Giant Ice Island, Breaks Off Into The Sea
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/08/petermann-glacier.php

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