I have worked out what has been eating the nuts from the bird-feeder (we have never seen a bird near it). This chap has made off with most of the nuts in the feeder over the last few days but he hasn't yet worked out how to reach the seeds on the other side.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Squirrels
I have worked out what has been eating the nuts from the bird-feeder (we have never seen a bird near it). This chap has made off with most of the nuts in the feeder over the last few days but he hasn't yet worked out how to reach the seeds on the other side.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Power Usage
Maybe Gordon should take a look.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Garden
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Labour Corruption
Friday, November 30, 2007
Teddy Bears and Prophets
As we are repeatedly told, Islam is a peaceful religion; those of its followers calling for Mrs Gibbons to be executed for insulting the prophet (who, let's not forget, married and slept with a nine-year old girl) are presumably not "true" Muslims...
The BBC report contains a couple of positive points, one being the reported comments of the President of the Federation of Student Islamic Societies, Ali Alhadithi, who appears to have spoken out in defence of Mrs Gibbons. Could it be that UK-based Muslim groups are at last making a stand against the 8th-century philosophy of their overseas brethren? That would represent a significant step forward in the relationship between Islam and the West.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Trains On Tuesday
In my current carriage, which has about 60 seats and a buffet bar (closed) there are 14 people standing or sitting on the floor, which can't be safe. Are there any rules governing the number of passengers allowed on a train, or is any number ok as long as the doors shut?
Having seen some of the local commuter trains on there way into Waterloo (which could carry more people only if they were minced and sprayed into the carriage through holes in the roof) I suspect there are no limits at all and this begs the question "why use even moderately comfortable carriages?". It can only be a matter of time before the current medium-distance trains are replaced by their short-haul cousins, at which point working from home will look increasingly attractive.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Shimla Pinks
Friday, November 16, 2007
Cold Frosty Morning
I'm a big fan of progress - I like to see things steadily improving - but I worry that the Government's house-building plans, which call for a huge number of new homes between Portsmouth and Southampton, will cover great swathes of countryside and the silver landscape I've enjoyed this morning will become ever more scarce. The point at which development changes from progressive to oppressive is defined, I suspect, by the proximity of the development to one's home; is that reasonable?
Maybe it depends on the type of development. Houses can be built almost anywhere and maybe we need, as a society, to reconsider the options offered by high-rise development of brown field sites. Another development, wind farms, I find rather less worrying and controversial. I can't help thinking that people who complain about local wind farms fields haven't fully considered either the impact of a new coal-fired power station on their locale or the fact that the power they currently take for granted is currently generated by a power station in somebody elses back garden.
Friday, November 09, 2007
The First Class Difference
I may have mentioned this before, but the 0650 train from Southampton Airport Parkway to London Waterloo is unusually quiet and relaxed on a Friday. Monday to Thursday the train is full when it departs and it gets worse after picking up more passengers in Winchester; the stress generated by lots of people competing for seats is tangible and pretty unpleasant. By contrast, the Friday train is only half full when it leaves Winchester (although it normally fills at the next stop, Woking) and this makes an enormous difference to the quality of the journey because the atmosphere is very much more relaxed.
I’m sure that it isn’t economically or physically practical to run this number of empty seats (or, in fact, any) on the Monday to Thursday services (they’d need to at least double the number of carriages) but I can now understand the appeal of First Class travel (where there are fewer seats per carriage). It isn’t the free coffee, the comfortable waiting room at the station or even the large seats; it is simply that First Class carriages carry fewer people and produce lower levels of stress. My season ticket expires in mid-January; I might try a monthly First Class ticket, just for comparison, you understand.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Gym Pursuits
(2 5km runs, each within 30 minutes, on two consecutive days) but it isn't to be. Last night's session went well and I hit the 5km target but back pain a third of the way through this morning's session ended the attempt. Try again next week, I guess.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Malta
Monday, October 22, 2007
A Minor Accomplishment
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Wind Turbines
Tempting, that is, until you work out the costs. B&Q will install both items for £5,396 but even if this reduces our monthly gas and electricity bills by 100% (which clearly isn't going to happen) we'd be looking at a payback period of around just under 10 years. A 20% bill reduction might be feasible, but a 50 year payback period is rather longer than I'd hoped for.
Here are my suggestions for making these products (and solar panels and the like) feasible:
- New build houses should include the power meters that allow excess electricity to be sold back to the grid,
- New builds should also be pre-wired for solar panels, solar hot water heaters and wind turbines; including these items as optional extras would make them easier to afford (mostly because the developers would have efficiencies of scale and reduced costs of installation),
- Costs have to come down; £1,898 for a 1.2kW wind turbine is way too high; increased volumes will help,
- Planning regulations need to be relaxed to allow this equipment to be installed in more properties,
Friday, October 12, 2007
Flying to the US
Have I Got News for You?
It takes a couple of hours to film a 30 minute show, especially when Paul Merton keeps interrupting the retakes, but it is very entertaining - a bit like watching it on a very large screen in a very uncomfortable seat with none of the dull boring bits removed, no opportunity to pause or to grab a beer and with 400 people you've never met. Will definitely go again if the opportunity arises...
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Fog
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Would you believe...
Strangely, this appears to be a popular subject; Amazon lists 2,335 items related to Wicca, including the bizarre "Witch in the Boadroom: Proven Business Magic" (actually, that isn't the strangest book on their list - search for "Wicca" if you're desperate). It's very easy to mock the hard of thinking, but what else can we do when faced with apparently serious comments like "The author is very grounded and obviously is not only a powerful witch but lives in the real world too."?
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Election Fever
This, of course, is a golden, once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity for the opposition, particularly the Tories. Already ahead in the polls, they now have a great change to consolidate their lead and to press the Government into unexpected mistakes. Cool.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Scrabble
Black Sheep
Sounds great, can't wait to see it.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Quote of the Day
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Quote of the Day
What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.
Bertrand Russell
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Wong Kei
Seats
This is easier said than done, and it can take some time to fathom the train's modes of operation. The reward is a reliable seat on an otherwise packed service and a comfortable ride to Waterloo. The professional traveler is identified by his rested composure when he reaches his destination.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Quote of the day
Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of attainment.
Lord Newborough
Quote of the day
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.Charles Darwin
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Holiday Blog
Saturday it was a boat trip to see the seals near Padstow, yesterday body-boarding from the beach at Polzeath. On Saturday, of course, the sun was out and the weather was hot – ideal for a trip to the beach. Yesterday, the clouds came in, the sun hid and it was a long chilly walk from the car park to the water (well, about 300 yards, I guess). Body boarding isn’t something we’ve done before, so we were fully prepared to make ourselves look stupid; I hadn’t expected to look quite as daft as I did, however, when I struggled into my hired wetsuit only to be told by a passing lifeguard that the zip goes at the back. Obvious, I suppose, but there you go.
When we eventually made it to the water (and, incidentally, what is one supposed to do with car keys?) we experienced an initial “that’s bloody cold” moment but, once our feet had numbed and the waves were breaking around our chests, the cold was forgotten and we concentrated on floating.
Body-boarding turns out to be relatively easy, although it probably helps if you know what you’re doing when you enter the water. Surreptitious glances at our fellow be-suited swimmers suggested that we weren’t really getting onto the board properly; mastering that allowed us to shoot inland at a decent speed- great fun.
Today we hired bikes and cycled from Padstow to Bodmin for lunch. Not a bad ride, about 11 miles each way, but we haven’t done a lot of cycling recently and it puts a strain on the muscles.
Tomorrow we’re off to the Eden project; we haven’t seen it since 2001, so it will be interesting to see what has changed.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Something Daft
Monday, September 10, 2007
Quote of the day
Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.Sir Winston Churchill
Quote of the day
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"
Friday, September 07, 2007
Trains
Quote of the day
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Parking Woes
His joy is short-lived, however, as he realises that he has forgotten to renew his parking ticket and is thus risking an £80 fine from the ever-vigilant station authorities. But what to do? The train has left the station; his wife is unlikely to welcome a summons to buy a parking ticket, and the thought of an £80 fine is distinctly unsettling. Inspiration strikes - he will get off at Winchester and take the train back to SAP, buy a ticket, then grab the first fast train to Waterloo!
This otherwise excellent plan is easier to state than execute. The next train to SAP doesn't leave Winchester for at least 30 minutes - an unwanted delay. There is, however, a train to Eastleigh, one stop up the line from SAP, from where another train might readily be procured for the extra mile to SAP. Happy again, he hops on the Eastleigh train and relaxes.
By now, of course, you will have realised that your correspondent's character and the timetable of South West Trains are conspiring to thwart and punish our hero. The next train to SAP is running late, will not arrive for another 18 minutes and is, as it turns out, the previously mentioned and refused train from Winchester! Cruel fate, what is a chap to do?
Waiting at a station for an already delayed train (3 minutes only, but SWT have been known to stretch a 3 minute wait almost beyond bearing) is a mug's game; without further ado, your correspondent heads of on foot for the nearby SAP station.
20 minutes later, as SAP station at last comes into view, the train from Eastleigh (and Winchester) overtakes our intrepid walker and pulls into the platform, disgorging rested travellers and collecting non-walkers to speed them on their way. Weary and bedraggled from his long trek, our walker must now hike the length of the car park to buy the fabled parking ticket of Antioch before he can trudge back to his faithful steed and post said ticket in the windscreen.
Finally, exactly an hour after first arriving at SAP, your fearless explorer is back where he started, waiting for the 08:08 fast train to Waterloo. He's tried the 07:08, it wasn't bad, but the 08:08 might be even better. If only he'd stopped at the cashpoint in Eastleigh (the one conveniently positioned opposite the station exit) he could have sated his now raging thirst with an undrinkable railway coffee. Fate, and the parking inspector, can be mighty cruel.
Edit: Of course, the "fast" 08:08 services stops, completely unnecessarily in my opinion, at Basingstoke, Woking and Clapham Junction, eventually arriving at Waterloo at about 09:20.
Athletics
Easy Pilgrimage
If they find things are really too easy, they could always outsource their operations to an Irish budget airline and insist that all flights go through Heathrow; that would sort the men from the boys!
August
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Advertising Flights
MS Office 2007
I have been using Micro soft Office 2007 for a couple of months and, in general, I am impressed. Many of the changes are cosmetic but there are also some really nice improvements (the table auto-formatting in Excel, the near-text format box in Word) that ease everyday use of the product.
There are also things I don’t like, like the way that the cursor jumps between pages 1 and 3 in Word if you display two pages side-by-side. I don’t remember this happening in previous versions, and it is frustrating to be unable to key to the next page. Page Up and Page Down behave in a similar fashion, so the application is consistently annoying and, for me, it reduces the usefulness of simultaneous display of two pages.
Monday, August 20, 2007
The Bourne Ultimatum
One scene features London Waterloo station, through which I pass each morning on my way to work. The scene is very convincing, but the film-makers had to rearrange several elements of the station to make it work for them:
- Bourne's contact is dropped-off by taxi at the station's south entrance, but they then play cat-and-mouse with their pursuers at the north of the station,
- The off-licence through which they escape to a first-floor corridor exists, but the building doesn't have a first-floor,
- The overhead advertising hoarding with rotating triangular segments is not actually at the station.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Tallinn
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Today's Quote of the Day
Empty space is not empty, but is filled with the quantum vacuum, with endless virtual processes. The energy of the quantum vacuum, the zero-point energy is infinite according to our present theories. Clearly, this infinity is an artifact - it would make the electromagnetic field infinitely massive, because energy and mass are related according to Einstein's E=mc^2. The empty electromagnetic field would collapse under the weight of its own gravity. Some unknown mechanism beyond quantum electromagnetism must regularize the infinity of the electromagnetic vacuum energy. Nevertheless, the zero-point energy results in perfectly finite and experimentally confirmed facts, for example the Casimir force.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Space Elevator
Little Flying Things
Friday, July 27, 2007
Green Power
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Marcus Brigstocke's Rant
Monday, July 16, 2007
Dinner
I meant to mention last night (but forgot) that our first names and surnames, when arrange in alphabetical order, start with consecutive letters. Not very interesting, perhaps, but this sort of thing keeps me amused in the small hours.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Trains - An Improvement!
Since the New Year, however, things have improve dramatically, in two ways:
- Our office has moved to Aldwych, so a 35 minute ride on the Northern line is no longer part of my commute. Joy!
- The punctuality and reliability of the Southampton to Waterloo service has improved dramatically.
This improvement on the part of SWT is so noticeable that my (highly subjective) verdict of last year - "significant or very annoying delays on 25-40% of all trains" - must now be updated to: "pretty good, actually". Seating and comfort remain as issues that could be addressed, but puntuality and reliability are now good enough that I could happily recommend the service. That is a bit of a turnaround, isn't it?
Thursday, July 05, 2007
EU Wine Lake
The EU has come up with a great way to reduce the EU wine lake; pay farmers to produce less wine (source). The over-production, which results in vast quantities of cheap wine being turned into industrial vinegar, has two root causes:
1) Increased production of good-quality wine outside the EU has reduced demand for French, Spanish and Italian wines,
2) The EU’s protectionist policies have successfully kept alive some businesses that should have gone to the wall years ago and prevented consolidation within the industry.
In a free-market economy, subsidies would not be paid and companies would stand or fall according to their abilities. The current system protects weak companies and hinders the growth of their more successful competitors. The obvious solution is to de-regulate the market, phase out the subsidies and free vineyards to compete and succeed to the best of their abilities.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Last Week's Bombings
Monday, July 02, 2007
Floods - Blunt tools of Punishment!
I read with relief that the floods that have affected much of the UK are in fact a punishment from God for the country’s poor performance in the Moral World Cup last year (according to the Bishop of Carlisle; link). That’ll be a relief to the insurance companies, who presumably will now avoid lots of claims, but is the Church really claiming responsibility on behalf of God? Terrorists often claim responsibility for acts of violence to enhance their reputation or political power; it looks like the Church of England is going the same way.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Smoke-Free Pubs
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Suggestions for Gordon
Everyone is making to-do lists for the new Government. Here, in no particular order, is mine:
- Simplify the tax system. Probability: very low - Mr Brown made no progress on this in the last ten years; Alistair Darling is unlikely to pursue it.
- Re-work the planning rules to encourage “green” activities; installing solar panels or wind-turbines etc. Probability: moderate – changes in this area would help to meet established Government targets.
- Encourage the building of new, or the reopening of closed, railways. Probability: low – the economic case for this is unproven and the costs are likely to outweigh, at least for the Government, the ecological benefits.
- Remove stamp duty on shares. Probability: very low – there is almost no chance of any Chancellor revoking an almost perfect tax, even if it further strengthened the financial services sector (and I do not even know if it would).
- Revise the drug laws. Probability: moderate – we spend a fortune tackling illicit drugs but maybe it is time to recognise that people’s private activities, when they do not harm others, are not the business of the state.
- Resolve issues of over-crowding within prisons. Probability: high – the Government will surely try to do this but their methods may be controversial and success is not guaranteed.
- Accelerate regeneration of inner-city estates. Probability: high – activities in this area are merely a continuation of the efforts of the last 100 years. As the country’s wealth continues to grow, more should be done to help the most disadvantaged members of our society.
- Tighten the rules on new building. Probability: high – to meet established Green targets, the rules governing the building of offices, factories and homes should be altered to enforce a minimum standard of energy efficiency.
- Remove lighting on motorways. Probability: very low – large parts of our motorway network are unlit, which suggests that the benefits of lighting, particularly away from junctions, do not justify the costs.
- Encourage a secular Government and state. Probability: low – the presence of the Bishops in the House of Lords, the creation of new faith schools (of any denomination) and the involvement of faith-based charities in areas previously the responsibility of the state should all stop.
- Improve the quality and quantity of equipment provided to our armed forces. Probability: moderate – we should not ask our armed forces to fight with inadequate or outdated equipment and the Government will probably want to avoid embarrassing press reports of shortages of body armour.
- Improve flood protection measures and sea defences. Probability: moderate – recent flooding and the complaints of the agency in charge of sea defences should prompt action in this area.
- Improve public transport. Probability: moderate – London and other large cities need sustained investment in their public transport systems to accommodate growing numbers of passengers and to discourage car use.
- Increase overseas aid. Probability: high – many areas of the world continue to need our support and we should extend this wherever possible.
- Education, education, education. Probability: high – independent and properly funded universities, high-quality secular schools, challenging and respected examination systems; all of these things should be medium to long-term cross-party targets.
- Redouble efforts to rebuild Afghanistan. Probability: moderate – moving soldiers from Iraq to Afghanistan and increasing the amount spent on reconstruction will help secure peace.
- Reduce barriers to foreign investment. Probability: high – efforts to encourage foreign investment should continue; reducing indirect business costs (red tape), strengthening the education system and improving the public transport systems will attract new investment and create jobs and wealth.
- Improve the climate for scientific research. Probability: moderate to high – improvements to the education system, sensible regulation of controversial areas (stem cell research, for example) and stout defence of legal scientific practices are necessary to encourage research.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
The New PM
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Free Competition, Mark II
Friday, June 22, 2007
EU Competition
Monday, June 11, 2007
Quote of the Day
They need to give up this notion of 'difference'. However, in order to do this they must give up the idea of having exclusive access to truths provided by God, the notion of "God's chosen people" has to go and the idea that some of us are hell bound and others saved really has to go.
Persuading the faithful to consider these issues is going to be tricky, I suspect.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
More Terrifying Laws
On the other hand, can we really be said to have lost anything if only terrorist suspects are subject to these draconian measures? To misquote a saying from an earlier time: "I said nothing when they came for the terrorists, because I was not a terrorist."
Friday, June 01, 2007
The Cardinal Speaks
Public Computers
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Old Photos

I found an old photo from about 1995 (see right). Not a great photo (and this image is scanned from an A4 colour photocopy of the original print) but moderately interesting to anyone who might know one of the three subjects. The are (l-r) Gwilym, Jonathan and me; we went along to the Network Q Rally in (I think) 1995 and marshalled a small part of the Welsh forest stage. Cold, sleepless and wet, with no decent food but a bit of a laugh in spite of that.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Trains, Again
My new solution for reducing train over-crowding is simple; double the price of tickets on trains that arrive in
Price increases would pretty much guarantee seats for annual season ticket-holders, but this addresses only the symptoms of the problem. In the short-term, a combination of timetable, pricing and rolling-stock changes might address the over-crowding, but train operating companies still have no incentive to provide seats for their passengers and this is something that the Regulator needs to address.
Friday, May 11, 2007
The North
Nigerian Theatres
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Quote of the Day
Don't you know Stalin was an atheist? That's the way it goes. First you read Richard Dawkins. Then you have an abortion. Then you're putting a fresh coat of paint on the Gulag.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Train Pain
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
London Art
The second is rather strange. Somebody, for reasons best known to themselves, has turfed two faces of one of the buildings of the National Theatre on the South Bank. The effect is bizarre and the sight of a man watering the walls of the building from above with a hose is not one that is seen everyday, even in London.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
A Full Train
- run more trains,
- lengthen individual trains,
- introduce “double-decker” trains,
- encourage off-peak travel.
Friday, April 20, 2007
BBC Interview
Virginia
The insensitive ravings of one Dinesh D'Souza are similarly unpleasant. This page (link) lists both D'Souza's unbelievable rants and an astonishingly eloquent and moving response.
Interest Rates
I am somewhat tempted to consider a move down the market to a mortgage-free property. This is not as implausible as it sounds; we could probably find a 3 bedroom terraced house or a 2 bed apartment without too much trouble, but it would require a move to a rather less salubrious area. Tempting, but I am not sure the wife would go for it...
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Friday Trains
The recent success of the rail companies in attracting new passengers onto the network has caused overcrowding on many trains, particularly commuter trains to and from London. Overcrowding manifests itself as a shortage of seats with (at a rough guess) between 105% and 150% of seats sold on some services. This is particularly annoying for regular rail users and season-ticket holders who account (again, at a rough guess) for between 25% and 50% of passengers and a significant and reliable percentage of rail companies’ income. There may be a solution:
- Create a new class of ticket, at a substantial discount (say, 50%), holders of which would stand if the train were full (current tickets do not actually entitle passengers to a seat, but bear with me). This would probably free-up enough seats for those who wanted them but, when it did not:
- Compensate standing full-price or season-ticket holders by refunding the difference between the single seated fare and the single standing fare.
This plan has several major advantages:
- Some passengers would travel very cheaply if they sacrificed comfort,
- Passengers paying the full fare, who not unreasonably expect a seat, would have more chance of getting one,
- Rail companies, who currently have no incentive to offer any seats at all, would suddenly have a very large incentive to run trains with enough seats for their passengers.
This would be a rather controversial solution, particularly for the rail companies, but I think it could be made to work. Would passengers support it?
Monday, April 09, 2007
Easter Monday Gym
Well, I assume it is a resident; it might just have been an uppity visitor...
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Gardening
Voluntary gardening might suggest the imminent onset of middle-age, but I still have (most of) my hair, all of my own teeth and my waist does not yet conceal my feet, so I don't think I have too much to worry about yet. On the other hand, blogging about gardening is almost terminally boring, so maybe a mid-life crisis is closer than I thought.
Market Stalls
The Dangers of Moderate Religion
I continue to be surprised that our supposedly secular Government continues to pander to the outrageous expectations of the religious minority (which is tiny, maybe 8% of the population). In what ways do they exhibit their tendency to afford religion unjustified respect?
- Sunday opening hours; it is most annoying to find that the shop you wish to visit is not allowed to open on the "Sabbath". There is no justification for this restriction.
- Bishops in the House of Lords; not surprisingly, the other religions are campaigning for equal access to the House of Lords, where the Church of England has 26 bishops. I fully equality in this area - let us rid the House of all religious representatives, thus delivering a simple, easily defined and understood equality.
- Discrimination; as exhibited during the recent arguments over gay adoption, the religious establishment wants to be able to discriminate against some members of society, using as their basis for this the irrational dictats found in a bronze-age magic book. This is simply not acceptable and must not be allowed.
- "Faith" schools; there is no justification for allowing "Faith" to be taught in schools and there is certainly no need for our taxes to help fund the indoctrination and sectarian separation of our children. If the churches wish to fund their own schools then they should be able to (as long as they stick to the secular National Curriculum) but it is not the place of Government to fund this unpleasant behaviour.
If this sounds harsh, ask yourself "why should religious groups be treated differently to other social groups?" We can quickly see that there is no real reason for awarding special rights to religious groups (although we should continue to protect believers from persecution - nobody would want a return to the religiously inspired atrocities of the 16th and 17th centuries) and that the creation of such rights simply divides society, encouraging sectarian differences that would otherwise not exist.
Europe has come a long way since the Enlightenment; we must defend these advances and the freedoms that they have delivered against all attempts to roll them back.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
50 years of the EU
Friday, March 23, 2007
Cartoons of Mohammed
Islam, which shares many of the more distasteful elements of the other two Abrahamic religions (Christianity and Judaism), is in fact a valid target for irony, satire and ridicule. Like other religions (and political beliefs, superstitions, prejudices etc.), Islam should be open to public criticism and where it can't answer these criticisms, should recognise that it might have got something wrong.
My point is that people's dearly held beliefs should always be open to attack, since it is through attack (rather than unquestioning acceptance) that we improve our ideas and beliefs. Without these attacks it is very difficult to know when we have started to believe something ridiculous; it might not be pleasant to have somebody laugh at our beliefs, but it is a pretty good sign that we should think about them some more.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Religious Amputees?
Friday, March 16, 2007
Market Stroll
Still, if you don't mind cold food, a brisk breeze and wearing a hat to eat, now is the time to start hitting Covent Garden.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Conservapedia, Again
The Ouija board has been around for centuries, dating as far back as 500BC. Its main use is to contact the dead in a “séance”. Many Christians find this practice to be morally wrong because demons can enter the mind of the “medium” and be unleashed into the world. The Ouija board is currently sold by Parker Brothers.
They seem to be having a problem with people correcting their entries which invariably removes references to Creationism and associated myths. Great fun, but I don't think it will last very long - the founders are bound to get discouraged and give up. One interesting point is that they are now claiming huge numbers of hits in the last couple of weeks, apparently without realising that almost all their visitors are laughing at them and their beliefs.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Write Only Memory
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Another Saturday, Another Gym
More news later, if I make it...
Friday, March 09, 2007
Amusing Comic
Thursday, March 08, 2007
US Gun Law
Who would need one of these weapons? The Royal Marines use them to destroy equipment and vehicles (according to their website). Some 0.5" weapons are used by army snipers against infantry and vehicles because of the tremendous amount of damage they inflict. They aren't, in general, used for hunting because they do too much damage to prey and, if you miss, the bullet can travel a ridiculously long way.
There are, therefore, no legitimate civilian uses for such a powerful weapon. The only reason for owning a weapon of this sort is to kill people, damage infrastructure (petrol storage depots, chemical processing facilities etc.) or destroy vehicles (like airliners, petrol tankers etc.) and equipment (electricity substations, communications base-stations etc.). Knowing all this, it is difficult to understand why the NRA wants these weapons to be freely available.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
H.Samuel
Update - that was a mobile entry, written as I stood at the sales desk in H.Samuel. Not the fastest service ever, and Fareham Shopping Centre is not a Mecca for enthusiastic shoppers (it is more of a dive, really). I did manage to escape, however, so all is not lost.
Funny, if it wasn't serious
Well, as it turns out, I can. Not all museums, of course, just the one being built by a group called Answers in Genesis, where visitors will be shown "evidence" of dinosaurs and humans living togehter and "proof" that the world is only 6,000 years old, amongst other things. It isn't that I object to people holding their own beliefs (although dangerous and stupid beliefs should probably be discouraged), it is the fact that these people portray their religious extremism as family-friendly science.
These idiots, who are now spreading their message in the UK, are not safe to be on the streets. It isn't just Muslim extremists we need to worry about, the Christians are just as capable of breeding maniacs and I, for one, do not want to live in a world where the morals of the Bible (or the Koran) are held to be the high point of human civilization.
End of rant - I now have to go away and breathe deeply for a while to calm myself.
Lunar Eclipse

Susie and I were outside last night watching the lunar eclipse. I took around 50 photos using a tripod and a telephoto lens (and a camera, obviously) and the surprising thing was that even on the fairly short exposures (about 5 seconds) you can, it would appear, see the stars moving across the field of vision. I don't think it was camera shake (although it could have been) because the movement is in the same direction in all the photos. It is a little disappointing, to be honest, because the the photos are not as sharp as I had hoped. Still, they aren't too bad so here is one (without stars) of the better ones.
Another Early Morning
This afternoon, we are off to Southampton to see Rebecca at the cinema. Review later.
Friday, March 02, 2007
e-Government
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Food

In a desperate attempt to get out of the office for ten minutes, I headed out onto Kingsway to find something to eat, ending up at Eat. As far as I can tell, Eat is a Pret clone; fresh food, cooked daily on the premises from good ingredients. My lunch, a chicken pie in a pot (see photo) was pretty good so I think I will be trying them again at some point (although the idea of a pie in a pot, which is basically thick soup with a square of pastry on the top, seems rather strange).
Monday, February 26, 2007
Nine Things I Never Travel Without
- Phone - I have an O2 XDA Exec (basically an HTC P3300 in a different case) with Wifi, Skype and Windows Mobile 5.0 A great bit of kit and ideal for keeping in touch. It only needs the addition of TomTom Navigator to make it a fully functional GPS device.
- If you have to fly, Noise-cancelling headphones are vital. Not only can you watch in-flight movies at a reasonable volume, you can hide the engine noise when you want to sleep.
- Nowadays, unless I am going somewhere really rough (which, to be honest, I try very hard to avoid), I always take a laptop with me. Any laptop does the trick, but something small and light is preferable.
- When you want to take really good photos, you can't beat a decent digital SLR. Mine is an earlier version of this one (the EOS 300D) and, apart from its bulk, it is ideal for the more sophisticated photographer (I really have no idea why I own one - I certainly am not a sophisticated photographer, hence my next item).
- For those times when carrying a full-size DSLR simply isn't practical, you want something like the Casio Exilim EX-Z70SR. At around £120, you really can't go wrong. Superb.
- I don't actually own an iPod, but for backing-up your photos on a long trip they are supposed to be ideal. You need a fairly modern one (like this one) and the camera connector (from Apple) but then you're set to go with music and photo backups in one easy package. Or you could use your laptop.
- Some sort of travel adapter is always handy if you are visiting one of those far-off places with dodgy power connectors, like Penge.
- Whenever possible, I take a good book or several.
- The wife. Never forget to take the wife, unless it is a business trip or you are visiting your mistress (in which case you should only take your wife if she is extremely open-minded).
Another Quote
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
Pretty strong stuff - you really need to read the book to put it in context. Get the book (and others), here: Books of Richard Dawkins
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Book of the Month
Edit: Why is it terrifying? Because it identifies the core beliefs of the Christian majority in the US and explains why they are both false and dangerous. For example, would you not be worried if, in the most powerful nation on earth, 53% of the population (as Harris claims) believe that the earth is less than 6,000 years old? What about this one: 44% of Americans believe that Jesus will return to judge the living in the next 50 years.
Favourite Quotes
GLENDOWER
I can call spirits from the vasty deep.
HOTSPUR
Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?
Glendower is clearly a politician; he knows what he can do and is not afraid to tell everyone. Hotspur is more realistic; he cuts neatly through Glendower's spin to identify a core problem with his statement.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Proposed Road Charges
Some of the costings for the Government’s new road charges have been leaked and they seem to confirm what many have long suspected; the system is going to be hugely expensive to setup (possibly as high as £62bn) and administer (£8bn per year) and collection costs will be a high proportion of revenue raised. This is an almost perfect definition of a bad tax.
There are two main reasons for a new tax; to raise revenue or to alter behaviour. If the scheme costs anything like the suggested amounts, raising revenue is going to be difficult; the charge will have to run for years to pay back the setup costs.
This scheme will force cost-sensitive drivers from the motorways onto A roads and country lanes where they will have more accidents, burn more fuel and take far longer to reach their destination. It will also discourage overseas visitors, who will be unwilling to pay £600 to have the tracking device fitted to their cars.
On top of all that, it will still be necessary for fuel duty to rise to continue the trend towards smaller, more efficient cars; without this rise, drivers will revert to larger, less-efficient cars as the price of fuel drops relative to their income.
- Detailed journey information could have huge value for planning transport infrastructure; actually knowing exactly where people want to go would make it relatively trivial (assuming you can actually extract this information from the data) to build appropriate rail, road and air links.
- Road speed, calculated by tracking a vehicle’s position, should enable a ruthlessly complete speeding fine system that would probably generate significant revenue.
- Assuming that the driver has to identify himself to the car, offences such as insurance avoidance, hit-and-run, driving while disqualified etc. should be easy to stamp out.
The other huge benefit (and potential civil-rights nightmare) is that the Government will know where everyone is at any given moment. Theoretically they could get this information from mobile phone companies, but at least this information would be protected (and, in a sense, voluntarily donated, since nobody is forced to buy a phone); would you trust the Government with detailed car location data?
Book Buying
The Covent Garden branch is not the largest bookshop in Europe (that would be Waterstones in Piccadilly) but it is fairly large and I was surprised that I could not find the book I was after, even though it is brand new, having been published only this week. I even resorted to visiting the section on Religion - a dreadful experience for anyone - but it wasn't there either. Piccadilly calls, I suspect.
The Raging Debate
To my mind, neither side has yet delivered a knockout blow but Sam Harris is a very long way ahead on points. By the time of Sullivan’s last entry (5th February) he was reduced to simply stating that he believed in God and that no argument or evidence could be conceived that would change this belief. Harris responded with:
I am, of course, unconvinced by your response. But this can hardly disappoint you, as it was not intended to convince me. You simply wrote to inform me that you have never doubted God's existence, cannot account for how you came to believe in Him, and are well aware that these facts will not (and should not) persuade me of the legitimacy of your religious beliefs. I now feel like a tennis player, in mid-serve, who notices that his opponent is no longer holding a racket.
Monday, February 12, 2007
France's Problems
...a rise in the minimum wage to €1,500 ($1,950) a month, penalties on companies that pay dividends rather than reinvest profits, an interest-free loan of €10,000 for every 18-year-old, unemployment benefit worth 90% of previous salary and an end to job contracts with easy firing rules .Link to source.
This will probably sell well to a left-wing electorate wary of Anglo-Saxon economics, but it hardly takes a genius to work out that the effect of these policies will be to further hinder commercial activity in France and to lock-in high unemployment; why would anyone look for a job when the Government is happy to pay benefits at 90% of previous salary? Why would an 18-year-old need a €10,000 loan? Are they expected to start businesses?
Starting businesses is, of course, exactly what many young French entrepreneurs will do but the best of them will take advantage of the loan, and head straight to the UK where there company will not be strangled by red tape or taxed into the ground. That is great news for us, but not so good for the French.
Trains, Again
I am on a train again, this time heading north to
The weather, as I head into the flatlands of Cambridgeshire, is decidedly damp and unpleasant, much as it was in
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Snow in London

It is actually snowing fairly heavily in London at the moment, although you might not think it from this picture (the perils of a camera phone). The walk across Waterloo bridge this morning was rather chilly and fairly slippery underfoot - I am hoping that the snow will have cleared before I have to walk back again this evening.
Travel Tax
Of course, the obvious way to increase the cost of road travel is to increase fuel duty. This isn't perfect, but at least it costs nothing to implement rather than the untold billions required for development of a tracking system. No civil rights issues, either.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Interesting Article
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Covent Garden Market
Questions of Tolerance
In the short-term, there are only two ways to prevent terrorist actions;
- The Police and MI5 continue their current strategies, taking appropriate action against alleged terrorists whenever it becomes necessary,
- The Muslim "community" has to put it's house in order and stamp out the beliefs that drive people into extremist behaviour.
- Community relations problems exist because one section of the community values its "uniqueness" above the values of the rest of society.
- Should they choose to, members of a particular community can congregate together geographically, politically and socially, further insulating them from the "normalising" influences of the population at large.
- Religious beliefs, far from being respectable, are at the heart of the problem and should be challenged wherever they arise.
- A religious community, which trains it's young people from birth to have unquestioning faith in an unpleasant 1,000 year-old magic book, should hardly be surprised when their young adults take those teachings to heart and accept as valid even the most extreme readings of the text.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Scottish Wolves
Warning - Graphic
This news article on the CNN website essentially shows Shiite Muslims in Iraq assaulting their children and each other with large knives in the name of religion. It is pretty horrible and just one more terrible example of the extreme behaviour to which people can be driven by their irrational beliefs.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Evil deeds on the train!
Saturday, January 27, 2007
A Blog by Email
In the US, mobile phone subscribers have an even better feature which is "Blog by Mobile Phone", a tool that allows you to publish images and text to your normal blog straight from your phone. Very neat, and I can't wait to use it. In the meantime, we have blog by email which is almost as good but doesn't include images. Go Google!
Controversy
To settle this, I have sent TinySaint the following email. I will post the reply, if I get one.
Hi,
Stumbled across your site via a link from the Richard
Dawkin's Foundation (great site, by the way - well worth a
visit).
Just wanted to say that your satirical lampooning of
ridiculous Christian beliefs is very nicely done. Keep up the good work! I
particularly like the way you list some of the Bible's most bizarre and
unpleasant verses as "Unrelated deep thought".
Brilliant.
Cheers, James
More news as it comes in...
The Joy of Socks
Happily, I now have a solution. Serialised socks. The cost of weaving is so low that custom weaves are relatively inexpensive so my idea is to produce two socks with the same 12 digit number woven into the sole and then sell them as a pair. Each 12-digit number is used only for one pair so, when you come to sort them, it is simple to match them up. Genius!
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Satire? Unfortunately Not...
Have a look at it, if you're after a bit of a laugh. His explanation of why Christian faith is "right" while all other faiths are simply wrong is particularly good and his patronising attitude towards atheists just finishes off the page delightfully. This guy is so good at believing vacuous and bizarre untruths that he should be in Government.
Snow
Today is the first time this year that we’ve had snow on the ground in the South. As normal, the snow is only on cars and at the edges of the road (it’s too warm for a blanket) but that was enough to cause delays on the roads. As I travelled north towards
Note to self for future – never miss the 07:08 fast train in favour of the 07:23 slow train; it adds an hour to the journey and the reduced stress of a near-empty train doesn’t make up for this
Rights
For those unfamiliar with it, the story of S&G is a fairly average example of Old Testament prejudice and unpleasantness. In the story, the men of Sodom ask Lot to hand over the male visitor to his house so that they might sleep with him (Biblical metaphor for gang-rape). Lot refuses saying that this is immoral and against the rules of God; instead he offers the men his two daughters, “who have not known the touch of man” but the men cannot be dissuaded. Lot is then warned by angels to leave the city because God is going to destroy it to cleanse the evil from it.
The story goes on and becomes even more unpleasant, but these are the essential details and they form the basis for the Church’s moral objections to homosexuality. The problems of this will be obvious to every right-thinking person, but let’s list them anyway:
- God is aghast that men might want to sleep with men and he punishes the city, including the presumably innocent women and children, by burning it to the ground.
- God allows Lot to escape with his family and in doing so condones the act of offering young girls for gang-rape.
- Having forbidden anyone to look back at the destruction of the city, God then turns Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt for committing this apparently minor crime.
- The Church, realising that some aspects of the Old Testament are not appropriate moral touchstones, adopts a pragmatic “pick and choose” attitude where some stories are adopted and others ignored.
The next step, I think, is for the Church leaders to document their argument from first Biblical ‘principles’ so that the rest of us can see exactly how their opinions have been formed. After that it should take any competent disputant about 10 minutes to demolish their position.
Oh, and for what it’s worth, let’s re-write the legislation currently proposed to prevent religious organisations from engaging in any sort of discriminative behaviour; the current law allows them all sorts of protections that nobody else is allowed. If the religious wish to be consulted on moral or societal issues, they must play by the same rules as everyone else and demonstrate the same minimum standards of behaviour. Freedom of religion, yes; freedom to persecute, no.
Update: There are also passages in Leviticus which appear to condemn homosexuality but Leviticus is so monumentally weird that no right-minded person would accept it and it can therefore be ignored.
O'Loan Report
On Monday evening I had to endure two particularly difficult radio interviews. The first was with Lord McGinnis, who tried to defend RUC collusion with Loyalist murderers; his argument that times were difficult held no water whatsoever. The second was with Gerry Adams, a man with whom I’ve never previously agreed, taking a moderate, sensible and well-argued line over the issue; his point that, had the murders taken place in
In the light of the most recent report into the failings of the RUC, three things must now happen:
1) The rules regarding handling of informers and investigation of suspected criminal offences must be followed; there can be no leeway given to individual officers to break or ignore the rules.
2) The people responsible for the repeated failure to follow the rules (Special Branch officers, senior policemen, politicians, judges etc.) must be punished; there can’t ever be circumstances where the police (and thereby the State) are allowed to collude with criminals in order to assume the roles of Judge, Jury and Executioner.
3) The murder investigations, abandoned to protect police informers, must be reopened and the guilty brought to justice.
Throughout the troubles in