Monday, December 24, 2007

Squirrels


I have worked out what has been eating the nuts from the bird-feeder (we have never seen a bird near it). This chap has made off with most of the nuts in the feeder over the last few days but he hasn't yet worked out how to reach the seeds on the other side.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

This cartoon, drawn by a guy called Matt Bors (link) gave me a giggle.

Power Usage

The BBC website has an Electricity Planner where you can fiddle with the number of new power stations and assess the impact it would have. I've solved our carbon dioxide problem using this tool by building 31 nuclear reactors and 4,655 wind turbines, delivering clean, green power for only a modest annual increase in costs.

Maybe Gordon should take a look.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Garden

Several days of heavy rain, including a few very heavy showers and some hail, have left our garden looking fairly forlorn with water standing on the lawn and mud everywhere. Maybe next year we'll be able to grow a nice green lawn, but I doubt it.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Labour Corruption

As every day brings fresh allegations in the party donation scandal, Gordon Brown's premiership descends ever further into sleaze and corruption, the very things New Labour promised to sweep away when they came to power in 1997. There's been no suggestion (so far) that individuals have gained personally (everything has gone to the party) but the level of dishonesty and alleged criminal activity is damning; it can only be a matter of time before a senior politician is shown to have accepted illegal funds to their campaign and is forced to resign.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Teddy Bears and Prophets

I see that the Sudanese religious "authorities" have been inciting their people to protest (link) at the light sentence of Gillian Gibbons, who received only a 15-day jail term for allowing her pupils to name a teddy bear Muhammed.

As we are repeatedly told, Islam is a peaceful religion; those of its followers calling for Mrs Gibbons to be executed for insulting the prophet (who, let's not forget, married and slept with a nine-year old girl) are presumably not "true" Muslims...

The BBC report contains a couple of positive points, one being the reported comments of the President of the
Federation of Student Islamic Societies, Ali Alhadithi, who appears to have spoken out in defence of Mrs Gibbons. Could it be that UK-based Muslim groups are at last making a stand against the 8th-century philosophy of their overseas brethren? That would represent a significant step forward in the relationship between Islam and the West.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Trains On Tuesday

They're getting worse, they really are. On time, reasonably clean, moderately comfortable and so overcrowded that I can't even sit on the floor, and standing all the way from Southampton Airport Parkway to Waterloo is no joke, I can tell you!

In my current carriage, which has about 60 seats and a buffet bar (closed) there are 14 people standing or sitting on the floor, which can't be safe. Are there any rules governing the number of passengers allowed on a train, or is any number ok as long as the doors shut?

Having seen some of the local commuter trains on there way into Waterloo (which could carry more people only if they were minced and sprayed into the carriage through holes in the roof) I suspect there are no limits at all and this begs the question "why use even moderately comfortable carriages?". It can only be a matter of time before the current medium-distance trains are replaced by their short-haul cousins, at which point working from home will look increasingly attractive.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Shimla Pinks

If you're looking for food in Birmingham, you could do a lot worse than Shimla Pinks on Broad Street. We had dinner there on Saturday evening and the Gourmet Set Menu is very nice with a good selection of starters and main meals.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Cold Frosty Morning

Autumn has landed and even in southern Hampshire, where we are about as far south as you can get in England without dampening your turn-ups, frost has started appearing on the cars. There has been no ground frost at home (it is rarely cold enough) but travel only a few miles further north and the countryside is dusted with frost, sparkling in the early morning sunlight.

I'm a big fan of progress - I like to see things steadily improving - but I worry that the Government's house-building plans, which call for a huge number of new homes between Portsmouth and Southampton, will cover great swathes of countryside and the silver landscape I've enjoyed this morning will become ever more scarce. The point at which development changes from progressive to oppressive is defined, I suspect, by the proximity of the development to one's home; is that reasonable?

Maybe it depends on the type of development. Houses can be built almost anywhere and maybe we need, as a society, to reconsider the options offered by high-rise development of brown field sites. Another development, wind farms, I find rather less worrying and controversial. I can't help thinking that people who complain about local wind farms fields haven't fully considered either the impact of a new coal-fired power station on their locale or the fact that the power they currently take for granted is currently generated by a power station in somebody elses back garden.

Friday, November 09, 2007

The First Class Difference

I may have mentioned this before, but the 0650 train from Southampton Airport Parkway to London Waterloo is unusually quiet and relaxed on a Friday. Monday to Thursday the train is full when it departs and it gets worse after picking up more passengers in Winchester; the stress generated by lots of people competing for seats is tangible and pretty unpleasant. By contrast, the Friday train is only half full when it leaves Winchester (although it normally fills at the next stop, Woking) and this makes an enormous difference to the quality of the journey because the atmosphere is very much more relaxed.

I’m sure that it isn’t economically or physically practical to run this number of empty seats (or, in fact, any) on the Monday to Thursday services (they’d need to at least double the number of carriages) but I can now understand the appeal of First Class travel (where there are fewer seats per carriage). It isn’t the free coffee, the comfortable waiting room at the station or even the large seats; it is simply that First Class carriages carry fewer people and produce lower levels of stress. My season ticket expires in mid-January; I might try a monthly First Class ticket, just for comparison, you understand.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Winter

Winter draws in and post quality deteriorates. Complaints to the usual address.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Gym Pursuits

I'd hoped to be able to write this morning that I'd achieved the goal outlined in Monday's post
(2 5km runs, each within 30 minutes, on two consecutive days) but it isn't to be. Last night's session went well and I hit the 5km target but back pain a third of the way through this morning's session ended the attempt. Try again next week, I guess.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Malta

I'm staying at the Victoria Hotel in Sliema, Malta (recommended by a colleague who is a more regular visitor to the island). The bar, lobby and rooms are all fine but I really wouldn't recommend the breakfast (I'll be eating out if I stay here again), particularly if you are a fan of early-morning fruit.

Monday, October 22, 2007

A Minor Accomplishment

I reached a minor milestone at the gym yesterday as I completed two 5km runs in two days, total time 63.75 minutes. The next target is two 5km runs on consecutive days with a total time less than sixty minutes. After that, it is shellfish time!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

If you're interested in knowing whether or not the Earth has been destroyed (it hadn't last time I refreshed the page), check out this useful website. Particularly useful if you're having a bad day and you want to know if everyone else is having a similarly bad time.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Wind Turbines

I've been thinking for a couple of years that it might be nice to "go green" at home by having solar water heating and a wind turbine installed. We're in a reasonable spot for both technologies and reducing our energy bills is very tempting.

Tempting, that is, until you work out the costs. B&Q will install both items for £5,396 but even if this reduces our monthly gas and electricity bills by 100% (which clearly isn't going to happen) we'd be looking at a payback period of around just under 10 years. A 20% bill reduction might be feasible, but a 50 year payback period is rather longer than I'd hoped for.

Here are my suggestions for making these products (and solar panels and the like) feasible:
  1. New build houses should include the power meters that allow excess electricity to be sold back to the grid,
  2. New builds should also be pre-wired for solar panels, solar hot water heaters and wind turbines; including these items as optional extras would make them easier to afford (mostly because the developers would have efficiencies of scale and reduced costs of installation),
  3. Costs have to come down; £1,898 for a 1.2kW wind turbine is way too high; increased volumes will help,
  4. Planning regulations need to be relaxed to allow this equipment to be installed in more properties,
I doubt that much of this will happen any time soon and the only real hope is that a new generation of solar panels, with lower production costs and higher efficiencies, will reverse the economics. Until then, I'm off to insulate my loft.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Flying to the US

The Register is running a story about new regulations covering flights into the US which will require airlines to register passenger lists 72 hours before departure. That might not be a major issue for most people but business travellers often travel at short notice and there are bound to be other occasions when immediate travel is highly desirable (visiting a sick relative, for example). I can't help thinking that the US Government, in its desire to prevent terrorists entering the country, is over-reacting somewhat; either that or they just don't want anyone at all to visit.

Have I Got News for You?

Well, no, not really, but I did go to see the recording of the first in the new series of HIGNFY last night with a bunch of friends from work. The show, to be broadcast tonight, was presented by Kirsty Young (newly appointed to Crimewatch, so you can guess the evening's theme) and featured Ross Noble (long-haired northern comedian - very funny) and Robert Harris (Author - famous for completely ignoring Mrs Thatcher while filming a report in 1983).

It takes a couple of hours to film a 30 minute show, especially when Paul Merton keeps interrupting the retakes, but it is very entertaining - a bit like watching it on a very large screen in a very uncomfortable seat with none of the dull boring bits removed, no opportunity to pause or to grab a beer and with 400 people you've never met. Will definitely go again if the opportunity arises...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Fog

London was covered in fog this morning as the train inched over the last ten miles or so to Waterloo. By the time I'd reached Waterloo Bridge, much of the cloud had cleared and the river was bathed in sunlight - very nice. Strangely, though, the Houses of Parliament were still swathed in thick fog, almost as if the weather was embarrassed to expose its Members to the full light of day; quite appropriate, I thought, in a warped kind of way.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Would you believe...

While surfing randomly, I found a link to "The Only Wiccan Spell Book You'll Ever Need". I can't actually imagine myself ever needing a Wiccan spell book, but it is comforting to know that such things exist in case my brain (which some might claim is already severely limited) suddenly leaks out through my ears and I want something to mop it up with.

Strangely, this appears to be a popular subject; Amazon lists 2,335 items related to Wicca, including the bizarre "Witch in the Boadroom: Proven Business Magic" (actually, that isn't the strangest book on their list - search for "Wicca" if you're desperate). It's very easy to mock the hard of thinking, but what else can we do when faced with apparently serious comments like "The author is very grounded and obviously is not only a powerful witch but lives in the real world too."?

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Election Fever

It looked like we were going to get a November election, and Election Fever gripped the nation, but Gordon hasn't the nerve to go to the country and, in a stunning display of poor leadership, he's decided not to bother.

This, of course, is a golden, once-in-a-lifetime oppurtunity for the opposition, particularly the Tories. Already ahead in the polls, they now have a great change to consolidate their lead and to press the Government into unexpected mistakes. Cool.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Scrabble

I've been playing Scrabble with my brother via Facebook (application is called Scrabulous). Great fun, especially when the little git posts "Quilt" on a triple word. Recommended.

Black Sheep

Browsing our local cinema's website, I stumbled across a link to a forthcoming attraction, a film called Black Sheep. Set in New Zealand, it tells the of a genetically modified sheep that goes on the rampage, turning people and other sheep into killers!

Sounds great, can't wait to see it.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Quote of the Day

I'm quite a fan of Terry Pratchett - his books are uniformly entertaining, particularly if you have a diseased sense of humour. Good Omens, written with Neil Gaiman, is rather darker than his Discworld books.
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Quote of the Day

I just stumbled across this quote, having never read any of Russell's work. Maybe I should.
What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.

Bertrand Russell

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Wong Kei

Dinner this evening at Wong Kei restaurant in Soho. Food and service were as expected but the company (Lucien and Ko) was excellent. We've saved enough money on this evening's meal that we can eat properly next month; Chez Gerard's?

Seats

There is a skill, or rather, a knack, to finding a seat on a busy train. There are the easy, obvious tricks like early arrival at the station or catching a very early service but these are for amateurs; seasoned travelers know that to guarantee a seat you need to stand on the platform where a train door will stop that leads directly to an underused part of the carriage.

This is easier said than done, and it can take some time to fathom the train's modes of operation. The reward is a reliable seat on an otherwise packed service and a comfortable ride to Waterloo. The professional traveler is identified by his rested composure when he reaches his destination.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Quote of the day

Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of attainment.

Lord Newborough

Quote of the day

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
Charles Darwin

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Holiday Blog

Saturday it was a boat trip to see the seals near Padstow, yesterday body-boarding from the beach at Polzeath. On Saturday, of course, the sun was out and the weather was hot – ideal for a trip to the beach. Yesterday, the clouds came in, the sun hid and it was a long chilly walk from the car park to the water (well, about 300 yards, I guess). Body boarding isn’t something we’ve done before, so we were fully prepared to make ourselves look stupid; I hadn’t expected to look quite as daft as I did, however, when I struggled into my hired wetsuit only to be told by a passing lifeguard that the zip goes at the back. Obvious, I suppose, but there you go.

When we eventually made it to the water (and, incidentally, what is one supposed to do with car keys?) we experienced an initial “that’s bloody cold” moment but, once our feet had numbed and the waves were breaking around our chests, the cold was forgotten and we concentrated on floating.

Body-boarding turns out to be relatively easy, although it probably helps if you know what you’re doing when you enter the water. Surreptitious glances at our fellow be-suited swimmers suggested that we weren’t really getting onto the board properly; mastering that allowed us to shoot inland at a decent speed- great fun.

Today we hired bikes and cycled from Padstow to Bodmin for lunch. Not a bad ride, about 11 miles each way, but we haven’t done a lot of cycling recently and it puts a strain on the muscles.

Tomorrow we’re off to the Eden project; we haven’t seen it since 2001, so it will be interesting to see what has changed.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Something Daft

A colleague at work sent me this link (link). I have the tools - I should have it up and running by the end of the weekend.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Quote of the day

Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.
Sir Winston Churchill

Quote of the day

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"

Friday, September 07, 2007

Trains

The schools reopened last week and, for the first time since the start of the summer break, the trains are overcrowded. Summer is definitely the best time to travel by rail; the difference in the atmosphere of a half full carriage and an over-full carriage is quite dramatic, with the latter being considerably more tense than the former. Everybody is used to it, of course, so they just get on with it, but having to stand for the hour it takes to reach Waterloo is not a lot of fun.

Quote of the day

This is the second witch in Macbeth.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Parking Woes

This morning's journey to work is a tale of astonishing muppetry. Your correspondent makes it to the station (Southampton Airport Parkway, in case you're interested) with moments to spare and walks briskly to the platform where the train is, even now, drawing in. With a flourish, he claims his seat in an otherwise fairly empty carriage and whips out his laptop for a spot of prototype review work.

His joy is short-lived, however, as he realises that he has forgotten to renew his parking ticket and is thus risking an £80 fine from the ever-vigilant station authorities. But what to do? The train has left the station; his wife is unlikely to welcome a summons to buy a parking ticket, and the thought of an £80 fine is distinctly unsettling. Inspiration strikes - he will get off at Winchester and take the train back to SAP, buy a ticket, then grab the first fast train to Waterloo!

This otherwise excellent plan is easier to state than execute. The next train to SAP doesn't leave Winchester for at least 30 minutes - an unwanted delay. There is, however, a train to Eastleigh, one stop up the line from SAP, from where another train might readily be procured for the extra mile to SAP. Happy again, he hops on the Eastleigh train and relaxes.

By now, of course, you will have realised that your correspondent's character and the timetable of South West Trains are conspiring to thwart and punish our hero. The next train to SAP is running late, will not arrive for another 18 minutes and is, as it turns out, the previously mentioned and refused train from Winchester! Cruel fate, what is a chap to do?

Waiting at a station for an already delayed train (3 minutes only, but SWT have been known to stretch a 3 minute wait almost beyond bearing) is a mug's game; without further ado, your correspondent heads of on foot for the nearby SAP station.

20 minutes later, as SAP station at last comes into view, the train from Eastleigh (and Winchester) overtakes our intrepid walker and pulls into the platform, disgorging rested travellers and collecting non-walkers to speed them on their way. Weary and bedraggled from his long trek, our walker must now hike the length of the car park to buy the fabled parking ticket of Antioch before he can trudge back to his faithful steed and post said ticket in the windscreen.

Finally, exactly an hour after first arriving at SAP, your fearless explorer is back where he started, waiting for the 08:08 fast train to Waterloo. He's tried the 07:08, it wasn't bad, but the 08:08 might be even better. If only he'd stopped at the cashpoint in Eastleigh (the one conveniently positioned opposite the station exit) he could have sated his now raging thirst with an undrinkable railway coffee. Fate, and the parking inspector, can be mighty cruel.

Edit: Of course, the "fast" 08:08 services stops, completely unnecessarily in my opinion, at Basingstoke, Woking and Clapham Junction, eventually arriving at Waterloo at about 09:20.

Athletics

I'm not normally a fan of athletics, but while installing my replacement TV (the previous one went pop on Sunday evening) I chanced across the final of the Women's 400m at the World Championships. An historic race, with Christine Ohuruogu and Nicola Sanders taking gold and silver for Britain; great stuff!

Easy Pilgrimage

In a move sure to be watched by other discount airlines, the Vatican has announced an expansion of its Easy Pilgrimage operation with new flights to Lourdes, Santiago de Compostela and Jerusalem (full story here). I may be a God-less free-thinker, but isn't the point of pilgrimage to demonstrate your faith by undertaking a difficult, unpleasant and potentially dangerous journey to a point of worship in a far-off land? The Catholic church appears to be saying that quantity (number of pilgrims) is more important than quality (devoutness of individual pilgrims).


If they find things are really too easy, they could always outsource their operations to an Irish budget airline and insist that all flights go through Heathrow; that would sort the men from the boys!

August

August draws to a close again, much as it always does. The bank holiday weather was better than expected, and we had a great time visiting friends in Essex, but the rest of the month's weather was, frankly, pants and I'm not expecting September to be an improvement. We're off to Cornwall for a week next month and I'm confidently predicting record rain and possibly storms of life-threatening proportions.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Advertising Flights

I have never flown with Ryanair (partly because their "special offers" have always sold out when I check their website) but they have a certain reputation for customer service. Their advertising often offers spectacular prices and makes fantastic claims; according to this story from the BBC, the Advertising Standards Agency agree.

MS Office 2007

I have been using Micro soft Office 2007 for a couple of months and, in general, I am impressed. Many of the changes are cosmetic but there are also some really nice improvements (the table auto-formatting in Excel, the near-text format box in Word) that ease everyday use of the product.

There are also things I don’t like, like the way that the cursor jumps between pages 1 and 3 in Word if you display two pages side-by-side. I don’t remember this happening in previous versions, and it is frustrating to be unable to key to the next page. Page Up and Page Down behave in a similar fashion, so the application is consistently annoying and, for me, it reduces the usefulness of simultaneous display of two pages.

Monday, August 20, 2007

The Bourne Ultimatum

We went to see the third instalment of Robert Ludlum's Bourne series, The Bourne Ultimatum, on Sunday evening at the Picturehouse in Southampton and really enjoyed it - it is a good thriller, and demonstrates that it is possible to make a third film in a series without it sinking beneath a sea of mediocrity.

One scene features London Waterloo station, through which I pass each morning on my way to work. The scene is very convincing, but the film-makers had to rearrange several elements of the station to make it work for them:
  1. Bourne's contact is dropped-off by taxi at the station's south entrance, but they then play cat-and-mouse with their pursuers at the north of the station,
  2. The off-licence through which they escape to a first-floor corridor exists, but the building doesn't have a first-floor,
  3. The overhead advertising hoarding with rotating triangular segments is not actually at the station.
There were probably other things, but those are all I can remember. Fun to look out for, but they don't detract from the film, which is definitely worth seeing.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Tallinn

Tallinn in August is even better than Tallinn in May (it was a little chilly last time I was here - this time, the sun shone and the city was great). The people are friendly, the city is attractive and the food is cheap; in short, a very nice place for a weekend break. The Reval Olympia hotel is rather good as well, with boutique-style rooms, free wifi and a decent breakfast buffer, which is all a business traveller really needs.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Today's Quote of the Day

Today's quote, from an article on Quantum levitation (source), is pretty cool:

Empty space is not empty, but is filled with the quantum vacuum, with endless virtual processes. The energy of the quantum vacuum, the zero-point energy is infinite according to our present theories. Clearly, this infinity is an artifact - it would make the electromagnetic field infinitely massive, because energy and mass are related according to Einstein's E=mc^2. The empty electromagnetic field would collapse under the weight of its own gravity. Some unknown mechanism beyond quantum electromagnetism must regularize the infinity of the electromagnetic vacuum energy. Nevertheless, the zero-point energy results in perfectly finite and experimentally confirmed facts, for example the Casimir force.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Space Elevator

Do you want to win a million dollars and create something useful in the process? If so, this competition is for you!

Little Flying Things

A moderately interesting article on the BBC website (link) describes efforts by a Dutch team to build an artificial Swallow. If it works, it would be interesting to see it scaled-up to 747 size; a nice agile airliner could be quite amusing.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Green Power

The Economist has an interesting article (link) about efforts to create a global electricity market by building high-voltage, low-loss DC power lines and creating a continent-spanning distribution grid. The main advantage of this is that it would allow power to be distributed over much greater distances, making feasible the distribution of surplus solar power from Egypt, wind power from Ireland or hydro power from Scandinavia. Very cool.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Marcus Brigstocke's Rant

Last Friday (20th July '07) on Radio 4's The Now Show, Marcus Brigstocke indulged himself in a 7 minute rant against the Abrahamaic religions. There were probably complaints (easy to understand, given the contents) but it was funny and merits a listen. Find it here: link to MP3.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Dinner

I had dinner last night with Ko, Lucien and Matt at Tutton's in Covent Garden. The food was ok (although we spent more than we had expected) but we had trouble finding the restaurant, partly because none of us had brought a copy of the directions (and with me "leading" the way, this is a definite problem) but mostly because the post-code check on Google Maps, which I had consulted shortly before leaving the office, indicated that the restaurant was at the other end of Russell Street.

I meant to mention last night (but forgot) that our first names and surnames, when arrange in alphabetical order, start with consecutive letters. Not very interesting, perhaps, but this sort of thing keeps me amused in the small hours.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Trains - An Improvement!

Previous comments about the service offered by Network Rail, South West Trains and the London Underground have been pretty negative. Delays, cancellations and lack of seats can make travelling by train a demoralising experience.

Since the New Year, however, things have improve dramatically, in two ways:
  1. Our office has moved to Aldwych, so a 35 minute ride on the Northern line is no longer part of my commute. Joy!
  2. The punctuality and reliability of the Southampton to Waterloo service has improved dramatically.
It is true that the train is regularly a few minutes late into Waterloo and that the service is often very crowded and that the ride is not very comfortable (some sections of track shake the train violently from side to side) but my subjective impression is that the trains are now far more reliable and that problems are caused by congestion within the M25 rather than problems on the track or with the operator (as was the case last year).

This improvement on the part of SWT is so noticeable that my (highly subjective) verdict of last year - "significant or very annoying delays on 25-40% of all trains" - must now be updated to: "pretty good, actually". Seating and comfort remain as issues that could be addressed, but puntuality and reliability are now good enough that I could happily recommend the service. That is a bit of a turnaround, isn't it?

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Jesus and Mo, Part III

Today's comic (link) made me laugh. Very cool.

EU Wine Lake

The EU has come up with a great way to reduce the EU wine lake; pay farmers to produce less wine (source). The over-production, which results in vast quantities of cheap wine being turned into industrial vinegar, has two root causes:

1) Increased production of good-quality wine outside the EU has reduced demand for French, Spanish and Italian wines,

2) The EU’s protectionist policies have successfully kept alive some businesses that should have gone to the wall years ago and prevented consolidation within the industry.

In a free-market economy, subsidies would not be paid and companies would stand or fall according to their abilities. The current system protects weak companies and hinders the growth of their more successful competitors. The obvious solution is to de-regulate the market, phase out the subsidies and free vineyards to compete and succeed to the best of their abilities.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Last Week's Bombings

An article in The Register (link) confirms what was previously only suspected; the people responsible for last week's astonishingly incompetent "terrorist attacks" were exactly that; astonishingly incompetent. It's quite a good read, really.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Floods - Blunt tools of Punishment!

I read with relief that the floods that have affected much of the UK are in fact a punishment from God for the country’s poor performance in the Moral World Cup last year (according to the Bishop of Carlisle; link). That’ll be a relief to the insurance companies, who presumably will now avoid lots of claims, but is the Church really claiming responsibility on behalf of God? Terrorists often claim responsibility for acts of violence to enhance their reputation or political power; it looks like the Church of England is going the same way.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Smoke-Free Pubs

The smoking ban came into force in England yesterday and Susie and I celebrated by visiting our local for a mid-afternoon pint. The pub itself was nicely smoke-free but it was not free of smokers, who indulged their habit outside the front door; it also seemed rather quiet but we do not visit often so our benchmarks are probably skewed. Overall, I think the ban will improve my quality of life but, as we do not spend much time in the pub, it will be a fairly small improvement. Now, if the Government could make our local sell a decent range of food then I think we would be regulars. Here's hoping!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Suggestions for Gordon

Everyone is making to-do lists for the new Government. Here, in no particular order, is mine:

  • Simplify the tax system. Probability: very low - Mr Brown made no progress on this in the last ten years; Alistair Darling is unlikely to pursue it.
  • Re-work the planning rules to encourage “green” activities; installing solar panels or wind-turbines etc. Probability: moderate – changes in this area would help to meet established Government targets.
  • Encourage the building of new, or the reopening of closed, railways. Probability: low – the economic case for this is unproven and the costs are likely to outweigh, at least for the Government, the ecological benefits.
  • Remove stamp duty on shares. Probability: very low – there is almost no chance of any Chancellor revoking an almost perfect tax, even if it further strengthened the financial services sector (and I do not even know if it would).
  • Revise the drug laws. Probability: moderate – we spend a fortune tackling illicit drugs but maybe it is time to recognise that people’s private activities, when they do not harm others, are not the business of the state.
  • Resolve issues of over-crowding within prisons. Probability: high – the Government will surely try to do this but their methods may be controversial and success is not guaranteed.
  • Accelerate regeneration of inner-city estates. Probability: high – activities in this area are merely a continuation of the efforts of the last 100 years. As the country’s wealth continues to grow, more should be done to help the most disadvantaged members of our society.
  • Tighten the rules on new building. Probability: high – to meet established Green targets, the rules governing the building of offices, factories and homes should be altered to enforce a minimum standard of energy efficiency.
  • Remove lighting on motorways. Probability: very low – large parts of our motorway network are unlit, which suggests that the benefits of lighting, particularly away from junctions, do not justify the costs.
  • Encourage a secular Government and state. Probability: low – the presence of the Bishops in the House of Lords, the creation of new faith schools (of any denomination) and the involvement of faith-based charities in areas previously the responsibility of the state should all stop.
  • Improve the quality and quantity of equipment provided to our armed forces. Probability: moderate – we should not ask our armed forces to fight with inadequate or outdated equipment and the Government will probably want to avoid embarrassing press reports of shortages of body armour.
  • Improve flood protection measures and sea defences. Probability: moderate – recent flooding and the complaints of the agency in charge of sea defences should prompt action in this area.
  • Improve public transport. Probability: moderate – London and other large cities need sustained investment in their public transport systems to accommodate growing numbers of passengers and to discourage car use.
  • Increase overseas aid. Probability: high – many areas of the world continue to need our support and we should extend this wherever possible.
  • Education, education, education. Probability: high – independent and properly funded universities, high-quality secular schools, challenging and respected examination systems; all of these things should be medium to long-term cross-party targets.
  • Redouble efforts to rebuild Afghanistan. Probability: moderate – moving soldiers from Iraq to Afghanistan and increasing the amount spent on reconstruction will help secure peace.
  • Reduce barriers to foreign investment. Probability: high – efforts to encourage foreign investment should continue; reducing indirect business costs (red tape), strengthening the education system and improving the public transport systems will attract new investment and create jobs and wealth.
  • Improve the climate for scientific research. Probability: moderate to high – improvements to the education system, sensible regulation of controversial areas (stem cell research, for example) and stout defence of legal scientific practices are necessary to encourage research.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The New PM

I know that it is not every day that a new Prime Minister is installed, but do we really have to have helicopters hovering over central London all day? Their purpose is unclear (I suspect TV or Press) but they make a hell of a racket.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Free Competition, Mark II

Looks like free competition has survived its brush with death in Brussels (link) after the French backed down.

Friday, June 22, 2007

EU Competition

There are endless debates in the UK press about the benefits of the EU but one area upon which there seems to be no complaint is the commitment to strive for "free and undistorted competition". It now appears that the French, who are uneasy with both globalisation and so-called Anglo-Saxon liberal economics, are trying to replace this with a "social market economy aiming at full employment", breaking one of the key strengths of the Union (source). This smacks of protectionism, the very thing that Europe should be trying to get away from, but maybe it is simply a negotiating ploy to force Britain to accept other, equally unpalatable, changes. Time will tell.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Quote of the Day

I found this quote on the Richard Dawkin's website (link) in one of the responses to an article by Rabbi Sacks. It identifies one of the fundamental issues that must be addressed if the major religions are to avoid continual strife and conflict with each other and with the secular world in general.
They need to give up this notion of 'difference'. However, in order to do this they must give up the idea of having exclusive access to truths provided by God, the notion of "God's chosen people" has to go and the idea that some of us are hell bound and others saved really has to go.

Persuading the faithful to consider these issues is going to be tricky, I suspect.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

More Terrifying Laws

Gordon Brown has decided that we need to tighten our anti-terror laws (FT report here). He may be right, but I hope this is not the start of the promised new style of Government. Maybe his Stalinistic tendencies go beyond the running of his department; how many more of our liberties will be eroded in the war against terrorism? How long till our freedoms are restored?

On the other hand, can we really be said to have lost anything if only terrorist suspects are subject to these draconian measures? To misquote a saying from an earlier time: "I said nothing when they came for the terrorists, because I was not a terrorist."

Friday, June 01, 2007

The Cardinal Speaks

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, leader of Scotland's Roman Catholics, has been voicing his operation to abortion which he calls a "social evil" (details). He advances no argument to support his position so it is difficult to do more than do more than ignore his rantings but his attempt to draw parallels between abortion and the Dunblane massacre is insensitive, stupid and illogical. Senior members of the Catholic Church, which continues to oppose the use of condoms (thus aiding the continued spread of AIDS, particularly in Africa), do not have a strong position from which to pass down their moral judgment; O'Brien would do well to put his own house in order before passing comment on the affairs of a secular Government.

Public Computers

I had been using this computer (at David Lloyd, Port Solent) for several minutes, all the time wondering why the cursor was frozen, until I realised that somebody had removed the mouse ball. This does not make it impossible to blog, but it does make it rather tricky!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Monday, May 28, 2007

Old Photos


I found an old photo from about 1995 (see right). Not a great photo (and this image is scanned from an A4 colour photocopy of the original print) but moderately interesting to anyone who might know one of the three subjects. The are (l-r) Gwilym, Jonathan and me; we went along to the Network Q Rally in (I think) 1995 and marshalled a small part of the Welsh forest stage. Cold, sleepless and wet, with no decent food but a bit of a laugh in spite of that.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Trains, Again

My new solution for reducing train over-crowding is simple; double the price of tickets on trains that arrive in London before 09:00 and halve the price for trains arriving between 09:00 and 12:00. There might need to be some finessing of the timetable and of the prices for weekly and monthly season tickets, but the general principle seems good (if unpopular).

Price increases would pretty much guarantee seats for annual season ticket-holders, but this addresses only the symptoms of the problem. In the short-term, a combination of timetable, pricing and rolling-stock changes might address the over-crowding, but train operating companies still have no incentive to provide seats for their passengers and this is something that the Regulator needs to address.

Friday, May 11, 2007

The North

I'm writing this in a pub in Higham-on-the-hill (see naff phone picture). This is, essentially, the first night of Kaushik's stag do, but the real action is tomorrow. More information, and photos, to follow.

Nigerian Theatres

Pity the owners of the theatres of Nigeria. The Hisbah (Islamic Police) have closed four already (according to the BBC - link) and are planning to close more, apparently to save the citizens from immoral plays. Theatres now, but surely discourteous books, critical newspapers and outspoken radio stations will follow and it is then but a short step to full-blown dictatorship. Pity the people of Nigeria, who will suffer alongside the ex-theatre-owners.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Quote of the Day

Taken from the Ottawa Citizen (link), here is today's Quote of the Day:

Don't you know Stalin was an atheist? That's the way it goes. First you read Richard Dawkins. Then you have an abortion. Then you're putting a fresh coat of paint on the Gulag.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Train Pain

Working late is never a fun experience, and catching a later than normal train does not win brownie points with the wife. Having found myself in exactly that situation (I am on the 19:05 rather than the 17:05 I normally take) it is unfortunate that the train should depart late and, it would appear, miss its slot on the line, which means that there is no telling when we might arrive at Southampton Airport Parkway. Oh, and we seem to be making unscheduled stops at Clapham Junction, just in case things were going too well!

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

London Art

London has two new installations of outside art. The first is relatively conventional; Antony Gormley has installed 30 life-size statues of himself on buildings (and Waterloo Bridge) around the Hayward Gallery. Great fun.

The second is rather strange. Somebody, for reasons best known to themselves, has turfed two faces of one of the buildings of the National Theatre on the South Bank. The effect is bizarre and the sight of a man watering the walls of the building from above with a hose is not one that is seen everyday, even in London.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

A Full Train

I may have mentioned this before, but the over-crowding on the trains is getting rather bad. South West Trains recently changed the carriages on the Weymouth-Waterloo line, introducing more modern equipment which is, on the whole, more comfortable and quieter. There are also fewer seats on these carriages so, in the small section of carriage in which I sit today, there are nine occupied seats and 4 people sitting on the floor.

The root cause of the problem, as observed earlier in the week, is that the train operating companies have no incentive to provide seats; they maximise their revenue by transporting as many people as possible in the smallest number of carriages. There is no reason to believe this will change, even taking into account the Government’s recent announcement of extra rolling stock, because passenger numbers continue to rise faster than capacity.

There are a number of ways to increase capacity, none of which is easy to implement:
  • run more trains,
  • lengthen individual trains,
  • introduce “double-decker” trains,
  • encourage off-peak travel.

The number of trains is apparently constrained by the rolling stock and track; there isn’t enough of either to make it easy to do. Lengthening the trains again requires new rolling stock and so is not a quick fix. Double-decker trains would require tunnels and bridges to be re-worked and might also require wider tracks. None of this is easy.

A short-term solution is to encourage off-peak travel, which should appeal to train companies who would otherwise have empty rolling stock on the network, but most people want to arrive at their destination early in the morning and leave in the early evening; travelling outside these times, although more pleasant for the passenger, is too inconvenient to for the financial rewards offered.

Is there another solution? Well, yes, I have one to propose, but it is not cheap. More information will follow.

Friday, April 20, 2007

BBC Interview

The BBC has an interesting interview (link) with the author of a book that describes growing up in Britain as Muslim. While his attitudes are clearly sensible and pragmatic solutions to the cultural differences between Islam and Britain, it is also clear that almost all the problems he has faced are related to his religious beliefs, beliefs that are founded on no more than medieval stories. Pragmatic behaviour might prevent a violent clash of cultures, but the real solution is to admit that the ancient Holy books were written by fallible men, to discard their (mostly) restrictive and irrelevant teachings and to concentrate on building a better, more peaceful and more just world.

Virginia

The shootings in Virginia are simply too horrible to contemplate. My thoughts are with the victims and their families.

The insensitive ravings of one Dinesh D'Souza are similarly unpleasant. This page (link) lists both D'Souza's unbelievable rants and an astonishingly eloquent and moving response.

Interest Rates

The news that inflation has risen again, and that interest rates are almost certain to follow, is not welcome. Three previous rises have already reduced our hopes of paying off our mortgage early and, although the increases are not affecting our monthly repayments, there is concern that they soon will, if things continue to deteriorate. House prices in our area continue to rise, but this is small consolation if we have to reduce our monthly restaurant bill in order to cover our mortgage.

I am somewhat tempted to consider a move down the market to a mortgage-free property. This is not as implausible as it sounds; we could probably find a 3 bedroom terraced house or a 2 bed apartment without too much trouble, but it would require a move to a rather less salubrious area. Tempting, but I am not sure the wife would go for it...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Friday Trains

I do not normally go in to the office on Friday, preferring, as many people do, to work from home. This is a great arrangement, allowing me to start early, finish early and enjoy a stress free Friday evening. The downside is that Friday is the best day for travelling because the 07:08 train is only 50% full, rather than the usual 105%. This evening’s return train will be, of course, as overcrowded as usual. Would it be possible to go to the office on Friday and work from home on Monday (the busiest day on the trains)? Probably, but that would mean missing the advantages of Friday home-working and Monday meetings, which almost certainly makes the plan unworkable.

The recent success of the rail companies in attracting new passengers onto the network has caused overcrowding on many trains, particularly commuter trains to and from London. Overcrowding manifests itself as a shortage of seats with (at a rough guess) between 105% and 150% of seats sold on some services. This is particularly annoying for regular rail users and season-ticket holders who account (again, at a rough guess) for between 25% and 50% of passengers and a significant and reliable percentage of rail companies’ income. There may be a solution:
  1. Create a new class of ticket, at a substantial discount (say, 50%), holders of which would stand if the train were full (current tickets do not actually entitle passengers to a seat, but bear with me). This would probably free-up enough seats for those who wanted them but, when it did not:
  2. Compensate standing full-price or season-ticket holders by refunding the difference between the single seated fare and the single standing fare.

This plan has several major advantages:
  1. Some passengers would travel very cheaply if they sacrificed comfort,
  2. Passengers paying the full fare, who not unreasonably expect a seat, would have more chance of getting one,
  3. Rail companies, who currently have no incentive to offer any seats at all, would suddenly have a very large incentive to run trains with enough seats for their passengers.

This would be a rather controversial solution, particularly for the rail companies, but I think it could be made to work. Would passengers support it?

Monday, April 09, 2007

Easter Monday Gym

Another early morning gym visit, this time to be followed by breakfast at the club, before we meet my parents at Fishbourne Roman Palace. Fishbourne is one of the best preserved Roman palaces in northern Europe but that is all I really know about it, except that they have on display the skeleton of a former resident.

Well, I assume it is a resident; it might just have been an uppity visitor...

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Gardening

Spring has arrived, and I have had to do my first serious piece of gardening this year (cutting the grass a fortnight ago doesn't count). After accidentally catching the end of Gardener's World on Friday night, I felt obliged to follow Monty Don's advice and have a go at the buddleia, which is now a third of its previous height. With luck, this will mean that its flowers will be 5-6 feet off the ground instead of the more usual 12.

Voluntary gardening might suggest the imminent onset of middle-age, but I still have (most of) my hair, all of my own teeth and my waist does not yet conceal my feet, so I don't think I have too much to worry about yet. On the other hand, blogging about gardening is almost terminally boring, so maybe a mid-life crisis is closer than I thought.

Market Stalls

There was a chap on Covent Garden Market yesterday afternoon selling wooden neckties. Woodworm is now a serious problem for clothes, but at least we don't have to worry about moths.

The Dangers of Moderate Religion

Richard Dawkins has posted an article (link) on his website that points out a few of the absurdities of religious belief and neatly explains why science and religion are not, and cannot, converge.

I continue to be surprised that our supposedly secular Government continues to pander to the outrageous expectations of the religious minority (which is tiny, maybe 8% of the population). In what ways do they exhibit their tendency to afford religion unjustified respect?

- Sunday opening hours; it is most annoying to find that the shop you wish to visit is not allowed to open on the "Sabbath". There is no justification for this restriction.
- Bishops in the House of Lords; not surprisingly, the other religions are campaigning for equal access to the House of Lords, where the Church of England has 26 bishops. I fully equality in this area - let us rid the House of all religious representatives, thus delivering a simple, easily defined and understood equality.
- Discrimination; as exhibited during the recent arguments over gay adoption, the religious establishment wants to be able to discriminate against some members of society, using as their basis for this the irrational dictats found in a bronze-age magic book. This is simply not acceptable and must not be allowed.
- "Faith" schools; there is no justification for allowing "Faith" to be taught in schools and there is certainly no need for our taxes to help fund the indoctrination and sectarian separation of our children. If the churches wish to fund their own schools then they should be able to (as long as they stick to the secular National Curriculum) but it is not the place of Government to fund this unpleasant behaviour.

If this sounds harsh, ask yourself "why should religious groups be treated differently to other social groups?" We can quickly see that there is no real reason for awarding special rights to religious groups (although we should continue to protect believers from persecution - nobody would want a return to the religiously inspired atrocities of the 16th and 17th centuries) and that the creation of such rights simply divides society, encouraging sectarian differences that would otherwise not exist.

Europe has come a long way since the Enlightenment; we must defend these advances and the freedoms that they have delivered against all attempts to roll them back.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

50 years of the EU

Time magazine have posted an article describing what they see as the EU's top 20 achievements. Interesting stuff, and fairly independent.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Cartoons of Mohammed

The latest good news in the struggle for free-speech in Western Europe arrives courtesy of the BBC (source), who report that a court in France, where Editor Charlie Hebdo was tried for inciting hatred, has acquitted him on the grounds that the cartoons he reprinted were actually attacks on Fundamentalists and Terrorists, not Islam.

Islam, which shares many of the more distasteful elements of the other two Abrahamic religions (Christianity and Judaism), is in fact a valid target for irony, satire and ridicule. Like other religions (and political beliefs, superstitions, prejudices etc.), Islam should be open to public criticism and where it can't answer these criticisms, should recognise that it might have got something wrong.

My point is that people's dearly held beliefs should always be open to attack, since it is through attack (rather than unquestioning acceptance) that we improve our ideas and beliefs. Without these attacks it is very difficult to know when we have started to believe something ridiculous; it might not be pleasant to have somebody laugh at our beliefs, but it is a pretty good sign that we should think about them some more.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Religious Amputees?

I have been reading a great article (here) addressing the question "Why won't God heal amputees?". The answer is obvious, of course, but the author of this article just a good job demolishing the arguments of the credulous. Worth a visit.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Market Stroll

A quick walk around Covent Garden Market at lunchtime yesterday confirmed that spring is on it's way. The sun was out, the sky clear of clouds and all around the square people were eating at outdoor tables. To be honest, I think it is still slightly too cold for outdoor eating; there is something rather annoying about having your food chilled by the wind on its way to your table - it just takes the edge of the experience.

Still, if you don't mind cold food, a brisk breeze and wearing a hat to eat, now is the time to start hitting Covent Garden.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Conservapedia, Again

I have just stumbled (by hitting Random Page - first time, honest) across the following entry on Conservapedia. It will probably change fairly soon, hence the quote.

The Ouija board has been around for centuries, dating as far back as 500BC. Its main use is to contact the dead in a “séance”. Many Christians find this practice to be morally wrong because demons can enter the mind of the “medium” and be unleashed into the world. The Ouija board is currently sold by Parker Brothers.


They seem to be having a problem with people correcting their entries which invariably removes references to Creationism and associated myths. Great fun, but I don't think it will last very long - the founders are bound to get discouraged and give up. One interesting point is that they are now claiming huge numbers of hits in the last couple of weeks, apparently without realising that almost all their visitors are laughing at them and their beliefs.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Write Only Memory

I am sure I have posted this link before somewhere, but in case you haven't seen it here is Signetic's Write-Only Memory product. This was published in a databook in the early 1970s by an engineer frustrated by Signetic's dysfunctional approval controls.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Another Saturday, Another Gym

Susie and I were out of the house at the crack of dawn today so we could hit the gym then make it home before Susie's Food Rage sets in. So far, so good. I have finished on the treadmill and I am now waiting in the lounge for Susie. Yawn. If she doesn't hurry, I'll have to gnaw off my own foot to avoid starvation .

More news later, if I make it...

Friday, March 09, 2007

Amusing Comic

I have stumbled across a new site (here) with cartoons critical of the US Government and the religious right. My favourite so far is this one.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

US Gun Law

A report in Time suggests that some parts of the US might be clamping down on their rampant gun culture by restricting the sales of the larger rifles on the market. "Clamping down" is, of course, a relative term, as there appears to be considerable support for continued sale of the 0.5" calibre weapons under consideration.

Who would need one of these weapons? The Royal Marines use them to destroy equipment and vehicles (according to their website). Some 0.5" weapons are used by army snipers against infantry and vehicles because of the tremendous amount of damage they inflict. They aren't, in general, used for hunting because they do too much damage to prey and, if you miss, the bullet can travel a ridiculously long way.

There are, therefore, no legitimate civilian uses for such a powerful weapon. The only reason for owning a weapon of this sort is to kill people, damage infrastructure (petrol storage depots, chemical processing facilities etc.) or destroy vehicles (like airliners, petrol tankers etc.) and equipment (electricity substations, communications base-stations etc.). Knowing all this, it is difficult to understand why the NRA wants these weapons to be freely available.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

H.Samuel

I am stuck in H.Samuel in Fareham. Send help! The horror - I can't stand it! Must escape from Fareham...

Update - that was a mobile entry, written as I stood at the sales desk in H.Samuel. Not the fastest service ever, and Fareham Shopping Centre is not a Mecca for enthusiastic shoppers (it is more of a dive, really). I did manage to escape, however, so all is not lost.

Funny, if it wasn't serious

As you may have gathered from some of the posts on this site, I am not a big fan of organised religion or the techniques they use to promote their opinions. Who, though, could object to a museum, possibly one of the best tools for educating the post-school population?

Well, as it turns out, I can. Not all museums, of course, just the one being built by a group called Answers in Genesis, where visitors will be shown "evidence" of dinosaurs and humans living togehter and "proof" that the world is only 6,000 years old, amongst other things. It isn't that I object to people holding their own beliefs (although dangerous and stupid beliefs should probably be discouraged), it is the fact that these people portray their religious extremism as family-friendly science.

These idiots, who are now spreading their message in the UK, are not safe to be on the streets. It isn't just Muslim extremists we need to worry about, the Christians are just as capable of breeding maniacs and I, for one, do not want to live in a world where the morals of the Bible (or the Koran) are held to be the high point of human civilization.

End of rant - I now have to go away and breathe deeply for a while to calm myself.

Lunar Eclipse


Susie and I were outside last night watching the lunar eclipse. I took around 50 photos using a tripod and a telephoto lens (and a camera, obviously) and the surprising thing was that even on the fairly short exposures (about 5 seconds) you can, it would appear, see the stars moving across the field of vision. I don't think it was camera shake (although it could have been) because the movement is in the same direction in all the photos. It is a little disappointing, to be honest, because the the photos are not as sharp as I had hoped. Still, they aren't too bad so here is one (without stars) of the better ones.

Another Early Morning

It is Sunday and Susie and I are at the gym. It isn't busy - young people don't come to the gym on Sunday morning, normally. Why are we here? Because, surprisingly, we enjoy it and there is something rather rewarding about early morning exercise. With luck, we should now be nicely set up for the rest of the day.

This afternoon, we are off to Southampton to see Rebecca at the cinema. Review later.

Friday, March 02, 2007

e-Government

Do you want to have a say in the way the Government delivers its services? Have you had a bad/good experience with our e-enabled democracy? Whatever you need to say, you can now visit this site and contribute directly to the discussion.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Food


In a desperate attempt to get out of the office for ten minutes, I headed out onto Kingsway to find something to eat, ending up at Eat. As far as I can tell, Eat is a Pret clone; fresh food, cooked daily on the premises from good ingredients. My lunch, a chicken pie in a pot (see photo) was pretty good so I think I will be trying them again at some point (although the idea of a pie in a pot, which is basically thick soup with a square of pastry on the top, seems rather strange).

Monday, February 26, 2007

Nine Things I Never Travel Without

When I travel abroad, which is not as often as I would like, there are some things I always take with me:
  1. Phone - I have an O2 XDA Exec (basically an HTC P3300 in a different case) with Wifi, Skype and Windows Mobile 5.0 A great bit of kit and ideal for keeping in touch. It only needs the addition of TomTom Navigator to make it a fully functional GPS device.
  2. If you have to fly, Noise-cancelling headphones are vital. Not only can you watch in-flight movies at a reasonable volume, you can hide the engine noise when you want to sleep.
  3. Nowadays, unless I am going somewhere really rough (which, to be honest, I try very hard to avoid), I always take a laptop with me. Any laptop does the trick, but something small and light is preferable.
  4. When you want to take really good photos, you can't beat a decent digital SLR. Mine is an earlier version of this one (the EOS 300D) and, apart from its bulk, it is ideal for the more sophisticated photographer (I really have no idea why I own one - I certainly am not a sophisticated photographer, hence my next item).
  5. For those times when carrying a full-size DSLR simply isn't practical, you want something like the Casio Exilim EX-Z70SR. At around £120, you really can't go wrong. Superb.
  6. I don't actually own an iPod, but for backing-up your photos on a long trip they are supposed to be ideal. You need a fairly modern one (like this one) and the camera connector (from Apple) but then you're set to go with music and photo backups in one easy package. Or you could use your laptop.
  7. Some sort of travel adapter is always handy if you are visiting one of those far-off places with dodgy power connectors, like Penge.
  8. Whenever possible, I take a good book or several.
  9. The wife. Never forget to take the wife, unless it is a business trip or you are visiting your mistress (in which case you should only take your wife if she is extremely open-minded).
That's it. Enjoy.

Another Quote

From Richard Dawkins' book The God Delusion:
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

Pretty strong stuff - you really need to read the book to put it in context. Get the book (and others), here: Books of Richard Dawkins

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Book of the Month

I made it to Waterstones (Piccadilly) this evening and eventually picked up a copy of Sam Harris' new book Letter to a Christian Nation. Having read it on the train on the way home (it is a short book) I can recommend it to anyone who wants to scare themselves rigid; it is, without doubt, the most terrifying book I have read for a long time.

Edit: Why is it terrifying? Because it identifies the core beliefs of the Christian majority in the US and explains why they are both false and dangerous. For example, would you not be worried if, in the most powerful nation on earth, 53% of the population (as Harris claims) believe that the earth is less than 6,000 years old? What about this one: 44% of Americans believe that Jesus will return to judge the living in the next 50 years.

Favourite Quotes

I found this quote recently from Act 3, Sc 1 of Henry IV:
GLENDOWER

I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

HOTSPUR

Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?

Glendower is clearly a politician; he knows what he can do and is not afraid to tell everyone. Hotspur is more realistic; he cuts neatly through Glendower's spin to identify a core problem with his statement.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Proposed Road Charges

Some of the costings for the Government’s new road charges have been leaked and they seem to confirm what many have long suspected; the system is going to be hugely expensive to setup (possibly as high as £62bn) and administer (£8bn per year) and collection costs will be a high proportion of revenue raised. This is an almost perfect definition of a bad tax.

There are two main reasons for a new tax; to raise revenue or to alter behaviour. If the scheme costs anything like the suggested amounts, raising revenue is going to be difficult; the charge will have to run for years to pay back the setup costs.

With cars, the most obvious behaviour change would be based on environmental concerns, so could it be a Green Tax to reduce car usage? No, for two reasons: 1) the proposed charges do not take into account the efficiency of the vehicle and 2) busy roads, like motorways, are to be charged at a much higher rate than smaller, less-efficient country lanes.

This scheme will force cost-sensitive drivers from the motorways onto A roads and country lanes where they will have more accidents, burn more fuel and take far longer to reach their destination. It will also discourage overseas visitors, who will be unwilling to pay £600 to have the tracking device fitted to their cars.

On top of all that, it will still be necessary for fuel duty to rise to continue the trend towards smaller, more efficient cars; without this rise, drivers will revert to larger, less-efficient cars as the price of fuel drops relative to their income.

So for what else will the Government be able to use the system:
  1. Detailed journey information could have huge value for planning transport infrastructure; actually knowing exactly where people want to go would make it relatively trivial (assuming you can actually extract this information from the data) to build appropriate rail, road and air links.
  2. Road speed, calculated by tracking a vehicle’s position, should enable a ruthlessly complete speeding fine system that would probably generate significant revenue.
  3. Assuming that the driver has to identify himself to the car, offences such as insurance avoidance, hit-and-run, driving while disqualified etc. should be easy to stamp out.

The other huge benefit (and potential civil-rights nightmare) is that the Government will know where everyone is at any given moment. Theoretically they could get this information from mobile phone companies, but at least this information would be protected (and, in a sense, voluntarily donated, since nobody is forced to buy a phone); would you trust the Government with detailed car location data?

Book Buying

I have just spent a fairly fruitless half-hour wandering around Covent Garden trying to buy a book (this one) but failing dismally. Part of that time was spent trying to find Waterstones' store on Garrick Street which, despite their online map showing it on the north side of the street, is actually on the south side. Most confusing.

The Covent Garden branch is not the largest bookshop in Europe (that would be Waterstones in Piccadilly) but it is fairly large and I was surprised that I could not find the book I was after, even though it is brand new, having been published only this week. I even resorted to visiting the section on Religion - a dreadful experience for anyone - but it wasn't there either. Piccadilly calls, I suspect.

The Raging Debate

I have been reading with interest an online debate between two well-known American writers; Sam Harris (atheist author of Letter to a Christian Nation) and Andrew Sullivan (Christian author of The Conservative Soul: How We Lost It, How to Get It Back. Their debate has been reproduced on the website of Richard Dawkins and you can find it here.

To my mind, neither side has yet delivered a knockout blow but Sam Harris is a very long way ahead on points. By the time of Sullivan’s last entry (5th February) he was reduced to simply stating that he believed in God and that no argument or evidence could be conceived that would change this belief. Harris responded with:

I am, of course, unconvinced by your response. But this can hardly disappoint you, as it was not intended to convince me. You simply wrote to inform me that you have never doubted God's existence, cannot account for how you came to believe in Him, and are well aware that these facts will not (and should not) persuade me of the legitimacy of your religious beliefs. I now feel like a tennis player, in mid-serve, who notices that his opponent is no longer holding a racket.

The debate is rather long (around 50,000 words, excluding the 6 pages of reader comments posted to date) but it is worth reading because it explores (and contrasts) in some detail the arguments of the traditional theists and the new-breed of assertive atheists. Have a read; you will not be disappointed.

Monday, February 12, 2007

France's Problems

The Economist has an article about the left-wing candidate for France's forthcoming presidential election. As you might imagine, they are not desperately keen on populist left-wing politicians, particularly when they advocate policies that can only exacerbate France's current difficulties. Here is a passage from the article, describing the newly announced policies of Ségolène Royal, the Socialist candidate:

...a rise in the minimum wage to €1,500 ($1,950) a month, penalties on companies that pay dividends rather than reinvest profits, an interest-free loan of €10,000 for every 18-year-old, unemployment benefit worth 90% of previous salary and an end to job contracts with easy firing rules .
Link to source.

This will probably sell well to a left-wing electorate wary of Anglo-Saxon economics, but it hardly takes a genius to work out that the effect of these policies will be to further hinder commercial activity in France and to lock-in high unemployment; why would anyone look for a job when the Government is happy to pay benefits at 90% of previous salary? Why would an 18-year-old need a €10,000 loan? Are they expected to start businesses?

Starting businesses is, of course, exactly what many young French entrepreneurs will do but the best of them will take advantage of the loan, and head straight to the UK where there company will not be strangled by red tape or taxed into the ground. That is great news for us, but not so good for the French.

Trains, Again

I am on a train again, this time heading north to Cambridge from Kings Cross. This morning has been a total washout, literally, as far as work goes. Large parts of the West End of London are currently without power after a water main burst last night and flooded an electricity substation. Much of The Strand, Aldwych and Kingsway are without power, our offices included (although other, more famous names are also affected; Kings College, LSE, BBC, to name but three).


I seem to spend a great deal of my time on trains. This is a First Capital train, apparently, and it is decorated in the most astonishingly awful green and purple colour scheme. The designer should be whipped soundly and banned from working again on public transport. So far, that is the only problem with this trip. I had hoped to catch a Virgin train but, assuming that this one does actually get me to Cambridge on time, I am prepared to compromise.

The weather, as I head into the flatlands of Cambridgeshire, is decidedly damp and unpleasant, much as it was in London, but at least it is not yet snowing; I am rather glad I did not have to make this trip last week.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Snow in London


It is actually snowing fairly heavily in London at the moment, although you might not think it from this picture (the perils of a camera phone). The walk across Waterloo bridge this morning was rather chilly and fairly slippery underfoot - I am hoping that the snow will have cleared before I have to walk back again this evening.

Travel Tax

You have probably already seen this, but the Government is testing an online petitions service on the Number 10 website. Of particular interest to anyone who values freedom of movement or who drives a car is this petition about the proposed car tracking system. This is the idea to put a tracker into everyone's vehicle and then charge them based on the roads they use and the time they travel. Can anyone spot an obvious problem with this idea?

Of course, the obvious way to increase the cost of road travel is to increase fuel duty. This isn't perfect, but at least it costs nothing to implement rather than the untold billions required for development of a tracking system. No civil rights issues, either.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Interesting Article

There is an interesting article on the Richard Dawkins website (reposted from the Guardian) about tolerance. Thought provoking. When you've done that, visit the Guardian website and compare the two sets of comments.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Covent Garden Market

Covent Garden Market in central London (link and link) is, without doubt, one of the great European plazas. The combination of shops, restaurants and theatres make it a must-see item on any tourist's itinerary. Give it a look; even the street entertainers are world-class.

Questions of Tolerance

A report on the BBC News website documents fears of the damage that might be done to community relations in Birmingham by a police raid on suspected terrorists. The people interviewed for the report (mostly Muslims) concentrate on the community relations aspect of this incident whilst neglecting the wider issues completely; they seem to expect the police to consult "community leaders" when they act to protect the public.

In the short-term, there are only two ways to prevent terrorist actions;
  1. The Police and MI5 continue their current strategies, taking appropriate action against alleged terrorists whenever it becomes necessary,
  2. The Muslim "community" has to put it's house in order and stamp out the beliefs that drive people into extremist behaviour.
It is often suggested that the solution to the wider problem of community relations should come from the Government, who could do more to integrate communities and to promote respect for religious faiths and differences. This, unfortunately, is wishful thinking, for the following reasons:
  1. Community relations problems exist because one section of the community values its "uniqueness" above the values of the rest of society.
  2. Should they choose to, members of a particular community can congregate together geographically, politically and socially, further insulating them from the "normalising" influences of the population at large.
  3. Religious beliefs, far from being respectable, are at the heart of the problem and should be challenged wherever they arise.
  4. A religious community, which trains it's young people from birth to have unquestioning faith in an unpleasant 1,000 year-old magic book, should hardly be surprised when their young adults take those teachings to heart and accept as valid even the most extreme readings of the text.
None of these are things that the Government can directly (or quickly) influence. The solution is long-term; re-work the education system, from the ground up, to create a incredulous, scientifically aware and strongly secular society that questions what it is told, understands the world around it and resists the rising tide of religious belief.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Scottish Wolves

There is a story on the BBC website (link) about a plan to release wolves back into Scotland to control the deer population. Nobody has suggested releasing bears, as far as I can tell; maybe bears are more dangerous than wolves.

Warning - Graphic

Note - avoid if you don't like blood, or if you are Lucien.

This news article on the CNN website essentially shows Shiite Muslims in Iraq assaulting their children and each other with large knives in the name of religion. It is pretty horrible and just one more terrible example of the extreme behaviour to which people can be driven by their irrational beliefs.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Evil deeds on the train!

As I write this, I'm sitting on the train to Waterloo in a section of the carriage with eight other people, all of whom are asleep. The temptation to clap my hands loudly and shout out is almost overwhelming!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

A Blog by Email

Google's Blogger has finally left Beta and it is, definitely, very cool. One feature, which I'm testing with this post, is the "Post by Email" tool which should do exactly what it says on the tin.
 
In the US, mobile phone subscribers have an even better feature which is "Blog by Mobile Phone", a tool that allows you to publish images and text to your normal blog straight from your phone. Very neat, and I can't wait to use it. In the meantime, we have blog by email which is almost as good but doesn't include images. Go Google!

Controversy

There seems to be some debate over the satirical status of the TinySaint website linked below. Ko says it is satire, I think it is a genuine believer (although I hope Ko is right).

To settle this, I have sent TinySaint the following email. I will post the reply, if I get one.

Hi,

Stumbled across your site via a link from the Richard
Dawkin's Foundation (great site, by the way - well worth a
visit).

Just wanted to say that your satirical lampooning of
ridiculous Christian beliefs is very nicely done. Keep up the good work! I
particularly like the way you list some of the Bible's most bizarre and
unpleasant verses as "Unrelated deep thought".
Brilliant.

Cheers, James

More news as it comes in...

The Joy of Socks

One of the banes of domestic life is the regular sock-pairing chore. Trying to match and sort 3 dozen black socks into matching pairs is no easy task and it drives me up the wall.

Happily, I now have a solution. Serialised socks. The cost of weaving is so low that custom weaves are relatively inexpensive so my idea is to produce two socks with the same 12 digit number woven into the sole and then sell them as a pair. Each 12-digit number is used only for one pair so, when you come to sort them, it is simple to match them up. Genius!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Satire? Unfortunately Not...

I found a link to this page on the Richard Dawkins Foundation site in a post on the forum. At first, I thought it was a satirical swipe at weird fundamentalist Christians (which is to say, pretty much all Christians) who are able to believe the most absurd things in spite of all evidence to the contrary. Having read to the bottom of the page, however, I think the author is probably a fairly devout Christian himself and he just isn't able to think through his arguments in a sufficiently critical fashion.

Have a look at it, if you're after a bit of a laugh. His explanation of why Christian faith is "right" while all other faiths are simply wrong is particularly good and his patronising attitude towards atheists just finishes off the page delightfully. This guy is so good at believing vacuous and bizarre untruths that he should be in Government.

Snow

Today is the first time this year that we’ve had snow on the ground in the South. As normal, the snow is only on cars and at the edges of the road (it’s too warm for a blanket) but that was enough to cause delays on the roads. As I travelled north towards London (on the slow train, having missed the fast train due to the traffic) the blanket of snow has got steadily heavier; at Hook the snow covers everything, albeit only lightly.

Note to self for future – never miss the 07:08 fast train in favour of the 07:23 slow train; it adds an hour to the journey and the reduced stress of a near-empty train doesn’t make up for this

Rights

The spectacle of the allegedly moral archbishops, both Anglican and Catholic, requesting freedom to discriminate against homosexuals, shows just how far the organised Churches are from being the moral beacons they claim to be. I have yet to hear their arguments for these exemptions (except that they would be on grounds of “conscience”) but I imagine, when you get right down to the biblical level, the justification will begin with the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.

For those unfamiliar with it, the story of S&G is a fairly average example of Old Testament prejudice and unpleasantness. In the story, the men of Sodom ask Lot to hand over the male visitor to his house so that they might sleep with him (Biblical metaphor for gang-rape). Lot refuses saying that this is immoral and against the rules of God; instead he offers the men his two daughters, “who have not known the touch of man” but the men cannot be dissuaded. Lot is then warned by angels to leave the city because God is going to destroy it to cleanse the evil from it.

The story goes on and becomes even more unpleasant, but these are the essential details and they form the basis for the Church’s moral objections to homosexuality. The problems of this will be obvious to every right-thinking person, but let’s list them anyway:

  1. God is aghast that men might want to sleep with men and he punishes the city, including the presumably innocent women and children, by burning it to the ground.
  2. God allows Lot to escape with his family and in doing so condones the act of offering young girls for gang-rape.
  3. Having forbidden anyone to look back at the destruction of the city, God then turns Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt for committing this apparently minor crime.
  4. The Church, realising that some aspects of the Old Testament are not appropriate moral touchstones, adopts a pragmatic “pick and choose” attitude where some stories are adopted and others ignored.
Having discarded some stories from the Old Testament, the Church has set a precedent and can now build a set of moral guidelines that match today’s Zeitgeist and reflect the realities of modern life. They choose (and it is important to note that it is a choice, not something forced upon them), however, to maintain their position on homosexuality regardless.

The next step, I think, is for the Church leaders to document their argument from first Biblical ‘principles’ so that the rest of us can see exactly how their opinions have been formed. After that it should take any competent disputant about 10 minutes to demolish their position.

Oh, and for what it’s worth, let’s re-write the legislation currently proposed to prevent religious organisations from engaging in any sort of discriminative behaviour; the current law allows them all sorts of protections that nobody else is allowed. If the religious wish to be consulted on moral or societal issues, they must play by the same rules as everyone else and demonstrate the same minimum standards of behaviour. Freedom of religion, yes; freedom to persecute, no.

Update: There are also passages in Leviticus which appear to condemn homosexuality but Leviticus is so monumentally weird that no right-minded person would accept it and it can therefore be ignored.

O'Loan Report

On Monday evening I had to endure two particularly difficult radio interviews. The first was with Lord McGinnis, who tried to defend RUC collusion with Loyalist murderers; his argument that times were difficult held no water whatsoever. The second was with Gerry Adams, a man with whom I’ve never previously agreed, taking a moderate, sensible and well-argued line over the issue; his point that, had the murders taken place in London instead of Belfast, Governments would be falling, was well made.

In the light of the most recent report into the failings of the RUC, three things must now happen:

1) The rules regarding handling of informers and investigation of suspected criminal offences must be followed; there can be no leeway given to individual officers to break or ignore the rules.

2) The people responsible for the repeated failure to follow the rules (Special Branch officers, senior policemen, politicians, judges etc.) must be punished; there can’t ever be circumstances where the police (and thereby the State) are allowed to collude with criminals in order to assume the roles of Judge, Jury and Executioner.

3) The murder investigations, abandoned to protect police informers, must be reopened and the guilty brought to justice.

Throughout the troubles in Northern Ireland, it was alleged that the underlying cause was inequality of justice for the Catholic minority, who suffered discrimination and victimisation by the state and the Protestant majority. The O’Loan report shows just how serious were the grievances of the Catholic community and it’s findings cannot be ignored or swept under the carpet; they must be acted upon, and quickly.