If Noah’s Ark has been sitting on a mountain somewhere in the Middle East for a few millennia, a few more months of waiting are a small price to pay, at least for Randall Price.
Resources are tight everywhere, but these idiots are spending theirs looking for evidence of a bronze-age flood myth. There's no hope for some people. I hear that, when they're done in Turkey, they're off to Scandinavia to look for Valhalla.